#fucking walmart

[justme--emily]

If I walk into your store and basically everything is behind a locked case and I have to track down an employee to open it for me, I am just going to leave and find it elsewhere.

[isekaiprotagonist]

would love for my fic to hit 100k hits today !! would really cheer me up from the fact I got assaulted at work today

[half-eaten-deodorant]

who did tHIS

[pdxbeerandmystery]

My sister and I both went shopping today in different states and were texting each other throughout, you know, because shopping is boring.

And I sent her this picture. It didn't say what I hoped it said when it first caught my eye, which was too bad. Because, if you're gonna have settler massacre holiday, you ought to be honest about it. But anyways, here is a lesson in poor font choices. Someone pointed out all those dots help obfuscate as well:

My sister simply replied with this:

[davincsoo]

When your boss tries to sympathise with you, but then tells you that if you don't switch to cashier, you could get fired for being a slow picker lmao

[mot-hesbian]

So, I'm sitting here watching season 3. As one does at this time of year. And may i just say,

Luke's reaction to Jess working at Walmart is the most valid, most realistic tv moment ever.

I say this as someone whose father worked in a Walmart for years up until a few weeks ago (granted it was in the vision center, so it's a bit different)

[lenacraft]

Probably shouldn’t be eating weird combos the day before my meeting. I’ll be fine.

[dewitty1]

I shouldn't be surprised or pissed that Rocket Man was used for a fucking Walmart commercial, but I am.