j'en ai marre !!

hj / 22

[isekaiprotagonist]

hi my names redacted but you can call me hj. this is my blog where I mostly reblog random posts I enjoy and occasionally post about my fics / writing / other random crap I'm 22 and use he/him pronouns ^_^

I'm also isekaiprotagonist on ao3

I have a ko-fi now.....

fun facts: i've got double jointed knees, I can speak french and a bit of russian, I collect depression glass and orange is my fave color !!

I've been writing consistently since I was like 10. I've got a bunch of fics scattered around the internet bc when I was a teenager I found a bunch of them too embarrassing to be tracked back to me. like the death note lawlight oneshot that's on ff.net that I actually turned in as a creative writing assignment in seventh grade as psychological warfare on my teacher. yeah

anyway the more well known is (bc im too lazy to list all of them)

AD MELIORA: Mature, kkob, izutobi. Naruto time travel fic in which Orochimaru invents dimension I mean, time travel and then Obito and Kakashi end up back in time before the Kannabi bridge mission with a chance to redo things. Also their younger selves end up in their bodies. genuinely there's SO MUCH happening here. its got a spinoff too

Serendipity: kkob soulmate au / fic where itachi and kakashi switch roles that hasnt been updated bc im hyperfixating on AD MELIORA whoops

Evil Wizard: shitty low effort canon compliant one-shot I wrote in an hour based off the song Evil Fucking Wizard on youtube to basically be about Madara, Zetsu, and Obito

Like a Spider's Web: SVSSS fic based off Stranger than Fiction where Luo Binghe can hear the narration of PIDW. Struggling for motivation for this since the new extras dropped tbh it prob won't be canon compliant

As long as I'm with you: Misvil mini oneshot about Song Jincheng and Yuwen Yu post canon because I wanted them to kiss

If I haven't updated something in ages it's probably because I have been super turbo busy, super turbo depressed (life has been rough the past couple years but we roll) or lacking motivation. It's gonna get written, it just might take a while <3 I turned the askbox on bc I didn't realize it was off <3

personally I think dnis are useless and don't stop people from interacting with you but don't follow me if you're a fascist racist homophobic zionist terf. also preferably don't follow me if you're a tankie I've read too much theory to pretend to want to valorize the USSR

[pointnclick]

why did i invite the freaky psycho sexual clown to our dodge ball game? well, because he is good at dodge ball

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

what

[marikaeternal]

Hi

[daftpatience]

trying to be an active mutual feels like this some of times

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[kianamaiart]

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[fujouppy]

obito is the 2nd Best thing to ever happen to those orphans 😊☺🥰🥰😊🌸🪷🫜☺🥰🩷🌷🥰🥰🥰🙂‍↕️😊 #forgiveness #itsokay #hesthecoolestever #alsohesfuckingsenseisowegottagetalong

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[lmaonade]

devil may happy :)

[kluskikosklo]

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

[lmaonade]

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

[apolladay]

Is there a diagnosis you're avoiding right now?

Is there a diagnosis you're avoiding right now?

yes

no

Remaining time: 6 days 23 hours

[glass-heartbeat]

being called cool and awesome online even though i am annoying and odd in real life

[halles-comet]

I’m just an easy mark for dumb pilot humor. Today the captain was like “we’re now at altitude, feel free to move around, my one rule is you must stay inside the plane” and I lost it. It’s funny because you would die a horrible death akin to standing unencumbered on Pluto

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[were--ralph]

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

[were--ralph]

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

[were--ralph]

Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again

[were--ralph]