#fuckingretired

[gatecoeur]

fuckingretired needs a hideout

“There are things other than demons that can shapeshift, you know,” Esprit sighed with a hint of annoyance, her hands raised as she stared down the gun that was pointed at her. “By the way, this is a VERY rude way to say ‘thanks for saving my ass’.”

{ @fuckingretired }

[pacisbellum-blog]

     [ @fuckingretired -  ♥ ]

     This wasn’t optimal.

     He really DIDN’T have plans of stopping anywhere; especially not so close to his destination--but he just happened to pass the shop and ever since the vehicle had been rammed a few times, the gas seemed to drain a tad quicker.  If this meeting went south, it’d probably be best if that particular problem had been fixed.   

     He exited the car, slamming the door with extra force (it hasn’t wanted to shut, since that particular attack; but that was less important) before looking the vehicle over. There were no shortage of dents, maybe a few bullet holes, and the driver side windows were gone, but he saw no reason why the vehicle would need any further care for his purposes.  

     He hoped he wasn’t recognized as he headed inside.  Enemies were, truly, lurking everywhere.  

     “The gas is leaking,” he said, when addressed.

[heartbeatswithrage]

❛ you can’t change a man. ❜

Meme: Accepting@fuckingretired

HB looks at Rhis for a moment. “That’s the fuckin’ truth.” he nods as he lights his cigar. He lifts a six pack of beer up with his tail and pulls one off, offering it to Rhis. “My old man is stubborn as fuck... not a damn thing could make him change his mind.” if Rhis takes the offered beer, he’d pull one off for himself and crack it open, starting to chug it immediately.

[celestialsunglasses]

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ gr8 first interaction

Send me a “ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ “ for my muse to tell your muse a pun.

“What sickness did the cowboy get after riding his horse? Bronc-itis.” this is how you make friends, right?

[gotthatmagictouch-blog]

❦ big owo

marvin gaye vc: lets get it on

sure, the whole allergic-to-magic dude with the super-magical chick is gonna be a problem, but they’ll figure it out