Grog Take Show on Road
Am start journey today. Not know where journey take me. Journey am spur on by two thing:
1) That orange frog guy am elect President of United State. No have nothing against frog in general, but this one am like extra rude, like more rude than regular frog.
2) Grog realize he am uncool. Everywhere there am hybrid pop culture nerd symbol, just make Grog seem antiquated. Like, oh, you mix speech of Richer Nixom with a scene from Supernatural, eh? Cool stuff. Guess am no place for Grog anymore. Grog am just half-orc. Not even full orc. Definitely not have cultural cache to become solid meme. Not even have other character for nerd community to ship. Just am losing scenario all around.
So, give rabbit friend notice last week. He am cry, but it sound different when rabbit cry then when hu-man cry. To Grog it am seem like a loud squeak. When orc cry, tear come out of eye in shape of pointy projectile. It am defense mechanism; like if enemy make you cry, you am in real danger, so make pointy tear. Am not feel good when come out of eye. Tell rabbit friend to stop cry or else Grog cry. He am smile at Grog like, Oh Grog, you old softie, but Grog am like, “NO SERIOUSLY IF AM CRYIN’ AM DYIN’.”
Pack up all Grog belonging: several rock, a stick, bag of nacho cheese Dorito, twenty dollar bill that am tape together, autograph photo of Joel Hodgson, necklace of goblin ear, and laptop. Ready to go!
No real place to go, though. Hang out at bus stop for several hour. Call rabbit friend to see how he am. He am good, but it am only been like one hour, so just you am wait.
