#fukin dick

[life-b4-death]

Asshole roommate is finally leaving but he might call the cops on us :/

[5sosjapan]

sunflowury replied to your post “there are literally 300 seats in this movie theater and 4 people sat...”

Dude I am so sorry that's the worst

I KNOW she wasnt wearing shoes who the fuck doesn't wear shoes and she told me to turn my phone off during the previews omg 

[peachyfunk]

uh i i'd like to call out luke hemmings for first hand lyING about not being a hat person bc we thought that hat was a one off bc he claimed he doesnt like hats so now he busted one out and we were helplessly unpREPARED many have died and majority are severely wounded

[bo0zey]

we have to sacrifice the declaration of independence to obama in order to bring back the american government