#fukkyeah

[ilovefunnydays]

Listen to Zeds Dead & Oliver Heldens - You Know (Original Mix) by Spinnin' Records #np on #SoundCloud

[lightcharm]

2015 Resolutions

keep complaining to a minimum

keep procrastinating to a minimum

keep self hate to a minimum

do stuff about things

help people more/ reach out more

take time out to take care of body

don't fear abandonment

throw out the underwear I've had since elementary school

try to drive

try to get a job

try to balance

grow hair out (and devour those who think it's ugly)

[wooptyflippindo-blog]

@kevster0 got me a little gift. #FukKYEAH #contacts #Naruto #kakashi #sharingan

[imtrynastealyoheart-blog]

I can tell exactly how it hurts.

[squeemz]

FUCK YEAH Homer A. Tomlinson!

Do you know what a real man is? No, I’m sure you don’t, your limited intellect and general lack of awesome have you pinned at penis and sperm nugz when you think of what a man is. 

So please, shut your ass and get educated.  A real man doesn’t give a crap.  Period.  That’s all there is to it you lightweight.  And when it comes to not giving a crap… Homer A. Tomlinson is THE man. You may talk the talk, but Homer A. Tomlinson walked the walk, and this makes you a sissypants!

Next time you mutter about being ‘King of the world’, why don’t you man up and do something about it loser?

Homer A. Tomlinson

Born in Indiana in 1892, in 1916 Homer A. Tomlinson founded an advertising agency and shortly thereafter, a church. His following reached approx. 3,000 people – numbers which slowly but surely went to his head (he exaggerated them into the tens of millions.) In 1952, he ran for president on the ticket of a party he had formed called “the Theocracy Party,” which promised unification of church and state amongst other very unlikely things.  Obviously, he lost.

Fortunately, this left his schedule wide open for his true calling. In 1955, he declared himself “King of All Nations“. He traveled to literally every existing country of the time (of which there were 101) to perform coronation ceremonies, mostly in parks and airports. The accoutrements of world leadership included:

1. An inflatable globe.

2. An iron scepter and crown painted gold.

3. A foldable lawn chair with a sign “King of The World” on it.

Read more: http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-most-ridiculous-wannabe-rulers-of-nations.php#ixzz1Zp7NIt2N