#fulb fun

[hermywolf]

the suarez biting situation never stops being funny to me because already the idea of a random guy whose first reaction in any aggressive situation whatsoever is to just start biting people is hilarious, but the idea of this guy also being a famous footballer, very aware that there's a bazillion cameras on him at all times, and this apparently not deterring him in the slightest because he kept biting people ON THE PITCH, during WORLD CUP GAMES, is even more insane when you really think about it

[hermywolf]

otro de esos videos pq estoy procrastinando mi thesis. inspo de estos posts de @messigoku y @idon-twannabeperceived :

transcript:

messi: tu perro que se llama?

licha: homicidio. homicidio agravado por tentativa de asalto es el nombre completo. homicidio en el día a día, homi para los amigos. se lleva muy mal con el resto de los perros, se lleva bárbaro con humanos.

messi: no se autopercibe perro, tal vez.

licha: para mí es cordobés.

messi: aaah.

[hermywolf]

the problem with mikel arteta is that he wants to be pep soooo bad. and he was with him for three years and saw him do shit like that time he saw a flight of geese over the stadium and decided the players had to play like the geese fly, so he thinks he just has to do random shit like this and the pickpocketing. but the truth is he does not understand that pep's random shit is about romanticizing the mundane and being gay whimsical and bald. he lacks whimsy and romanticism and also baldness and that's why he fails<3

[hermywolf]

ariana what are you doing here

[hermywolf]

thing is i don't even think that's what the photoshoot's original vibe was supposed to be but they're both always at all times so horny for each other that it still ended up making the photoshoot horny

[hermywolf]

tf are the barça Youths up to. everyone suddenly has a raphinha shirt on right when there's rumors of a conflict with raphinha. lamine is doing everything. he's on a yacht he's in a plane he's with gavi he's in brazil he's in neymar's house? he's in neymar's pool? he's on another yacht he's in a plane again he's with nico williams. he is also being the single most unsubtle person ever by posting seemingly a barça number 10 countdown (but also a post about his number his history? which means he's either keeping the 19, which, confusing then considering the 10 countdown, or making a truly insane statement about the barça number 10 of all things). and also posting nico williams constantly. subtle. fermin and berta went on a lovey dovey trip and then immediately seem to have broken up. joan garcia pulled a figo and is now doing tiktoks and being misgendered on twitter. gavi's blonde. koundé, of course, is doing every side quest under the sun. he's at a fashion show. he's with rihanna. he's everywhere. he might be behind you right now. you're truly never bored with this squad

[hermywolf]

hes so me if im being honest

[hermywolf]

licha fué a la concentración a ver sus novios<3