im sacrificing my ass to you. no homo tho
I gracefully twist your ass into a beautiful pretzel and swallow it whole like a snake

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im sacrificing my ass to you. no homo tho
I gracefully twist your ass into a beautiful pretzel and swallow it whole like a snake
Bromeo oh bromeo wherefore art yo bromeo
Bromeo and Dudeliette
turntechgarchomp
dave is epic and i love him were bros were homies we hang we chill what more can i say im going to make dave go to therapy im gonna help this man hes my best friend atm so
Rumor has it… | Accepting @svarmodiig
❄— “ yes, inigo, we are ‘bros’. you are one of my best friends, after all. i think of you as a brother, or a best friend.”
I legit love your humor. That's why I followed you. It doesn't matter the amount of content you post, you are your own person and you do what you want.
holy shit i’m so sorry i probably answered this late, i only rly use tumblr to mess with dean but this is genuinely one of the sweetest things i’ve ever recived💓
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☹ For yours to accidentally hit mine in the face with the door.
“Well it doesn’t look that bad of a game,” Ashton shrugged as he stared at the disc cover of Resident Evil 5, it was a pretty old game but still something new for them to play. They were heading over to Eric’s, but engrossed with reading about the name, Ashton followed Eric blindly, forgetting that there was a door to hold open. “At least we can play tog- Ow!” The next thing he knew was the wooden structure slamming into his forehead. He cursed under his breath, pushing open the door once more with an embarrassed smile, “Sorry bout that, wasn’t paying attention. Or is this your way of getting back at me for beating you at Mario Kart?”
i wouldn't date me either, bro
bruh
broseph
brother
brobro
no homo full bromo
shia labro
bromic sans
skelebro
nabroleon bronaparte
bro
This is the stuff I draw when I’m sleepy