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relyk - 26 - he/him - trans + bi/demi

[duskrelyk]

dld z krmmvw klhg r dlmwvi dszg rg hzbh

[greseadraws]

Coco noo

[stephaniejuhnay]

[illyadolatry]

just like. for the crowd.

here's the sexual content guidelines saying nudity is ok

here's the bit from the termination email telling you you can make a new account as long as it doesn't break the same rule

here's the guidelines for what counts as explicit (not mature, aka grounds for content deletion)

here's the section telling us that you will always be able to respond to content getting flagged as explicit (lie)

here's the section where it says you will be notified when your accunt gets terminated, and that the appeals are reviewed by humans (both lies)

and by the way, posting a single thing against ToS isn't supposed to be grounds for deletion, (this is what the termination email is warning you about)

sharing content without content labels isn't either

[tamamoland-with-a-gun]

they don't even let you add content labels to reblogs of posts you didn't add content to, either. you also used to be able to manually flag your blog as mature, but now only tumblr staff can - the toggle for it in the settings doesn't even show up until staff has locked it on

[illyadolatry]

a nonzero amount of appeals definitely seem to be seen by humans, but, and this is crucial, it says your appeals will be reviewed by humans, so if any number of appeals can be demonstrated to not be reviewed by humans, it is a lie.

[ratlongwormdisease]

little curly redraw

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[talontarget]

jkr is literally posting upskirt photos to her social media. when will it finally get through to harry potter fans that their support makes her feel confident and correct enough to do things like this

[dodykeahedron]

If the holocaust denialism SOMEHOW wasn't enough for you to shut up about your favourite kids book as an adult; JK Rowling just committed a sex crime IRL against a transgender woman.

When do we start to care.

[writerinturmoil]

Dan vs Escalator

We all talk about how accident prone Phil is, but Dan is just as bad.

Source:

~erotic nights~ (Dan's YouNow from 11 September 2012)

A Festive Day in the Life of Dan and Phil!

Dan and Phil React to A Festive Day in the Life of Dan and Phil

[duskrelyk]

remember kids: dont wanna piss Kalitta's 💜

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[magikonch]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[elfstrogenized]

Well yeah, I *am* constantly stressed out 24/7 but cmon, stress hasn't killed anyone!

My advisor leans in and whispers in my ear

I have been informed that I'm fucked.

[curiooftheheart]

Politics is actually like…one of the top reasons to cut someone out of your life? Where the fuck did we get this idea it’s an invalid reason to abandon people? It’s literally your statement on how you think society should exist and what rights you think people should have and how. It ain’t fucking “My uncle Craig’s dead to me because he takes his sandwiches with the crust on” it’s “My uncle Craig has consistently stated a hatred of minorities and poor people for longer than I’ve been alive, of course I’m gonna call him a piece of shit”

[notahorseindisguise]

hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

[macbethheadband]

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

[macbethheadband]

[allatariel]

[thjazispixie]

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

[marshallena]

Stoopid flowers. I love them. give me a million of them

[wildestlovers]

embarrassment is the cost of entry.

if you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

[pangur-and-grim]

getting rocks thrown at you until you die is just part of the process. you can walk it off

[nedsseveredhead]

Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.