#fumbler

[mlep]

being anywhere without my handler boyfriend

[anditwaslegendary]

Self-care is looking at JJ photos from today and then looking at WS photos from today 🤭💅🏼

You cracked me up, anon 🤭

I almost feel sorry for jws, he really doesn't look good, especially considering he should be happy because he's just got married and all. Actually, I take that back, I don't feel sorry for him, that's what he gets for cheating.

I want to think he knew it was jj's birthday and missed him and that's why he was looking so rough 😌 especially because jj was GLOWING yesterday. He always does, but yesterday he looked really incredible 😌 we are so lucky to have him.

[webntrmpt2x]

Vance fumbles Ohio State's NCAA football championship trophy as Buckeyes visit the White House

Vice President JD Vance ended the Ohio State football team’s visit to the White House by fumbling the trophy the players won as their sport’

[violet-ophelia-b]

the more I think about it... I think duckcraft!Laz predicted when trump got shot. Like. When laz was going to black out he saw trump being shot. Laz is the real prophet. I will never forget purple presidents /silly

[snixx]

i almost sat down next to my crush on the train but I chickened out I don't want her to think I'm creepy

ah, yes. sitting next to a girl as a lesbian. epitome of creep weirdo

[sudokrad]

sorry guys i don’t remember tweeting that

[is-it-shabbos-yet]

If you’re comfy answering, what does BT mean?

BT stands for ba'al teshuva (literally "master of return") and refers to someone who was not religious and then became so. Usually when people say this, they mean Jews born and raised secular who become orthodox in adulthood.

[randysrussell]

Apparently someone wrote my autobiography without me knowing about it! #Fumbler #randyrussell #channelviewestates #beefypotatorito https://www.instagram.com/p/BxtbuKSH1oh/?igshid=18u3rxfh03a8z