‘Twas a squid, not a bird.

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‘Twas a squid, not a bird.
Favorite Smartypants Presentation- Ep. 4
Hot Birds Steal Your Girl
Celebrity Elections
Human Body 2.0
What bird would you date???
Question: do birds **** better than men? 🦜😳
Love a beautifully articulated bullshit answer as much as anyone, but nothing captures the spirit of passionate, low stakes debates with friends like "that's not Even true." "It's absolutely true." *voice of guy who didn't account for this in his argument* "No its not >:("
Tonight's Smartypants brings up so many great points that we've all been thinking about but have never been brave enough to speak out loud: fuckable birds cuckolding you, Roberto Benigni's return to the spotlight, and of course having to fish out and kill a small snake like spworm to prevent a pregnancy scare
Just completely unhinged energy from every presentation and I love it
Using the secretary bird as an example of why birds are hot made me laugh so hard because that's the bird that Lord Squak Airavis is based off of
Honestly the entire presentation feels like something that a distressed court official (from any of the courts) would give about the Lords of the Wing
🐷👖A new episode of Smartypants is out now on Dropout!
Join host Rekha Shankar and speakers Fumi Abe, Janie Stolar, and Paul Robalino to learn new ways to approach celebrity culture, our bodies, and love (with birds!)