#fun with bots

[nizaberry]

My Bestie is a Robot!?

I used this mod to make a Sim Bot!

🔗https://youtu.be/j_NvhXnEUEQ

[lotsofletters]

Adding custom commands won’t lead to spam, said the mods. This will turn out fine.

[batwomanandmotherpanic]

...go on.

[mathiasriverus]

[scribblerrva]

Greetings, Spam Bots of Tumblr,

I hope that this message finds you well. As of this moment, I will no longer be wasting my time on critiquing profiles that lack originality and creativity. Any profile that I find is just a copy of a profile I have previously seen will be immediately disqualified from competition. Govern yourself accordingly.

Warmest regards,

“Daily Tumblr Bot Review” Production Staff

[scribblerrva]

Tonight’s Tumblr Bot Follow Review:

🤖AlmostBeardedCheesecake🤖

✅ I love cheesecake.🤷🏾‍♂️

❌ No attempt at originality was made.

Commentary:

Listen…I’m a 38-year-old African-American cisgender heterosexual male, happily married and a father of a six-year-old son. I am willing to admit that, with all of that in mind, I’m still at my core a simple man of simple means with simple interests. When I see 👙🍈🍑, I go 🫡 and continue on with my daily routine. With that said, this was a clear attempt to sway the judges’ opinion towards a favorable decision and it unfortunately did not accomplish its intended mission. As an seemingly advanced artificial intelligence, you didn’t even try to be different from the others and, to be quite honest, it’s a bit insulting that you would believe that a bit of cleavage…no, I stand corrected…an ABUNDANCE of overtly displayed boobery…would sway my decision in my favor. With that said, your effort will receive 🫡 🫡 out of five, NO stars whatsoever, and my enforcer Kronk will now remove you forcefully from the premises. Never darken my door again. Have the day you deserve. Kronk, please show our guest the door.

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[scribblerrva]

Today’s Bot Follow Review is:

🤖DelicatePeaceHotTub🤖

✅ FOUR random words in their name

❌ Single photo (with watermark) in feed

❌ Belligerent screen name as watermark

❌ Dubious link to possibly malicious site

Comments:

I love the originality of your Tumblr handle. It conjures images of peace, relaxation and tranquility. I also love the “out of the box” thinking…four words with no hyphens! However, I saw the same formula used yesterday as far as post quality and the watermark thing. I just wasn’t feeling it. I give it one out of three stars. ⭐️

Thank you for coming today. I wish you nothing but the best in the future.

Mr. Kronk, if you wouldn’t mind, please showing our guest the exit.

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