#funfelixfacts

[incorrect-galebound-quotes]

galebound as buzzfeed unsolved quotes

pascal: hey, you noble fuck!

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din: i did meet some of the most insufferable people, but they also met me.

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altiria: this noble's racist. i don't respect this noble.

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conan: choo choo pickle pie

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cornelius/pascal/everyone (to din): *exasperated* stop serial killing.

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the gb discord: let's not get political. it's too sad. let's just talk about ghosts.

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stabitha: friends murder each other all the time!

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lea: *to a daemon* as we snuff these candles so to do we snuff you from this mortal world. *blows candle* you fuckin wimp!

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allen: *sings mamma mia unintelligibly in a haunted house*

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vivi: hello, is this 911? the devil is here, send god!

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felix: why don't you punch me in the face, maybe smack me around a little. what are you, a wussy?

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Felix: Do you want to know why I actually disappeared?

Din: Yes.

Felix: I hula hoop. I attend a class for both fitness and fun.

Din: Oh my god.

Felix: I mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Din: Why are you telling me this?

Felix: Because no one would ever believe you.

Din: You sick son of a bitch.

Borrowed from: https://edward-dontcallmeshort-elric.tumblr.com/post/183744421965/roy-do-you-want-to-know-how-i-actually-spend-my

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Conan: I hate Felix with every inch of my body.

Din: That's not a lot of inches.

Borrowed from: https://incorrect-trollhunters-quotes.tumblr.com/post/162546936239/toby-i-hate-you-with-every-inch-of-my

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Felix: Tomorrow’s garbage day.

Conan: I can’t believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

Borrowed from: https://snapsparkwoosh.tumblr.com/post/177002999792/garbage

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Conan: I'm not gonna be one of those whining teenagers who looks at his father and says "I hate you, and I wish you were dead."

Lucie: But?

Conan: But I hate him and I wish he was dead.

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Conan: As much as I hate to admit it, you're like the dad I never had.

Parker: You don't have a dad?

Conan: I mean I do but he sucks.

Borrowed from: https://incorrectfmaquotes.tumblr.com/post/183006194828/ed-as-much-as-i-hate-to-admit-it-youre-like-the

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Din: I think we should all band together… and kill Felix.

King Cymaria: I like the cut of your jib. But have you ever considered to just converting him over to our way of thinking?

Din: Yes… perhaps we should convert him… into a murdered king.

From: https://atlaincorrectquotes.tumblr.com/post/180052353451/katara-i-think-we-should-all-band-together-and