Incorrect Galebound Quotes

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Conan: I put my life in the hands of an idiot! Pascal, motioning to themself and Din: No no no no, two idiots!

Borrowed from: https://twitter.com/ShiroHunter/status/1365156078925844480

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Conan: You remind me of Altiria. Din: Because I’m deep and mysterious? Conan: No, because you’re full of salt and scare people. Pascal: Oh, I thought it was because he looks a little blue.

Borrowed from: https://nerevar-quote-and-star.tumblr.com/post/668933008453255168/almalexia-you-remind-me-of-the-ocean-sotha-sil

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Din: Pascal, it's four in the morning, did someone glue you to the fridge? 

Pascal: No. 

Din: Pascal... Did you glue yourself to the fridge? 

Pascal: ... Yes.

Borrowed from: https://sofuckingmoe.tumblr.com/post/645053805933805568/geralt-jaskier-its-four-in-the-morning-did

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Pascal: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. 

Din: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn a Noble’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. 

Conan: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

Very slightly modified from: https://g-a-y-b-a-c-o-n.tumblr.com/post/644237781523169280/lambert-fitness-tip-never-stop-pushing-yourself

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Vivian: what's a good first date?

Pascal: I like to come on way too strong, follow them on trips while they repeatedly ask me to leave, nearly get myself killed - normal stuff...

Din:  destroy things together - a house, a monarchy, each other...

Conan: hmm.... a horse ride.

Vivian: like on the beach at sunset or something?

Conan: sure, whatever the horse wants. 

Slightly modified from: https://alwaysfoolsparsley.tumblr.com/post/627987094792470528/ciri-whats-a-good-first-date-jaskier-i-like

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Bartender: welcome! What's your poison?

Din: *narrows his eyes* how did you know I'm carrying poison?

Cornelius: *facepalm* he's asking what you want to drink.

Borrowed from: https://alwaysfoolsparsley.tumblr.com/post/629510487076438016/bartender-welcome-whats-your

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Pascal: hey, where's Din?

Cornelius: out in the yard, fighting his arch-nemesis.

Pascal: ... the embodiment of his traumatic childhood?

Cornelius: a puppy offering unconditional love.

Borrowed from: https://alwaysfoolsparsley.tumblr.com/post/630688134502531072/jaskier-hey-wheres-geralt-yennefer-out-in-the

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Din: you know, it seems like bad things are always happening to me. Like Conan is bad luck or something.

Pascal: brother, Conan isn’t bad luck.

Pascal: the reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.

Borrowed from: https://witchwitcherwitchest.tumblr.com/post/629823866809761792/geralt-you-know-it-seems-like-bad-things-are

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Cornelius: Din what did you do wrong this time

Din: Wrong? By what definition does this exist? Who can truly even say what “right” and “wrong” is when the very nature of morality is subjective? This dichotomy is a completely artificial concept, so to define any human action as good or evil is—

Cornelius: did you kill someone again?

Din:

Din: ...yes

Borrowed from: https://5-demons-in-a-trenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/616745931889688576/a-b-what-did-you-do-wrong-this-time-b-wrong-by

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Cornelius: A friend came looking for you.

Din: A friend?

Cornelius: ...an enemy.

Din: Oh! Which one?

Borrowed from: https://incorrect-strq-quotes.tumblr.com/post/625142340517003264/summer-a-friend-came-looking-for-you-raven-a

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Din: I have low opinions.

Pascal: Of?

Din: I haven't decided yet? I'll let you know. Just understand that I am not impressed.

Borrowed from: https://incorrect-strq-quotes.tumblr.com/post/623626038494314496/raven-i-have-low-opinions-summer-of-raven-i

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Cornelius: What’s wrong, Din?

Din: I’m fucking sick and tired of numbers defining me. My grades, my height, my weight, my number of 1st degree murder convictions— None of that is who I am!

Cornelius:

Cornelius: Your what.

Borrowed from: https://incorrect-strq-quotes.tumblr.com/post/622935337624289280/summer-whats-wrong-rae-raven-im-fucking-sick

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Din: Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.

Conan: It’s not on anyone’s!

Din: No, it’s on mine, just not until next Thursday.

Borrowed from: https://incorrectfmaquotes.tumblr.com/post/190640977437/greed-murder-wasnt-on-todays-agenda-ling-its

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Pascal: [eating a cinnamon roll]

Din: Cannibalism.

Pascal: [confused chewing noises]

Borrowed from: https://snapsparkwoosh.tumblr.com/post/178292681659/cinnamon

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Felix: Do you want to know why I actually disappeared?

Din: Yes.

Felix: I hula hoop. I attend a class for both fitness and fun.

Din: Oh my god.

Felix: I mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Din: Why are you telling me this?

Felix: Because no one would ever believe you.

Din: You sick son of a bitch.

Borrowed from: https://edward-dontcallmeshort-elric.tumblr.com/post/183744421965/roy-do-you-want-to-know-how-i-actually-spend-my

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Conan: I hate Felix with every inch of my body.

Din: That's not a lot of inches.

Borrowed from: https://incorrect-trollhunters-quotes.tumblr.com/post/162546936239/toby-i-hate-you-with-every-inch-of-my

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Din: It’s against my moral compass.

Pascal (or Conan, or Cornelius, or Vivian, or ...): Your moral compass is a ROULETTE WHEEL.

Borrowed from: https://incorrectfmaquotes.tumblr.com/post/172180607410/greed-its-against-my-moral-compass-ling-your