#funnh

[budgiebug8]

Dude dynamics

[the-legendaryphoenix]

The entire pmd fandom after feb 27

[deicidedruid]

For all those people that are like “I can’t stand living through historical events”, you do realize historical events happen literally all the time. Like that’s how history happens, that’s the whole thing. Yeah, shit be sucking, but shit be sucking for a long ass time. Historical events are just time oozing on, babe, you got to flow with the ooze.

[byler-blush]

[terrypratchettparadise]

"Loyalty was a great thing, but no lieutenants should be forced to choose between their leader and a circus with elephants."

- Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman - Good Omens

[amusteredmind]

[hpslytherinthings]

Slytherin Things #4

Being the one to say things such as

Slytherin: Anarchy sounds kinda dope to be honest.

Or

Slytherin: The real dark lord is Satan. I stan him not noseless humbug.

Or

Slytherin: Jesus Christ was my messiah but i revolted and now I rule myself.

Or

Slytherin: Everything is legal as long as you dont get caught.

Or

Slytherin: I only don't murder because the time continuum isnt ready for it.

Or

Slytherin: Once i beat my mental illness it's over for you hoes.

[thatgirlwiththememes]