#funnier when objectum

[ergodyke]

it’s so annoying to me that ai isn’t even fuckable. like it’s bland and annoying and uncreative and meh. and yet people still want to have relationships with it. literally grow up, if you want to fuck a machine make it a greasy oily creaky sexy one not whatever this shit is. real machine fuckers hate ai.

[revvkr]

i love my laptop and i hate him at the same time honestly

[haskhell]

[lipino777]

With deltarune tomorrow,

I wonder if darkner crushes would be considered @funnier-when-objectum

[crownieprince]

[dayundying]

Me: I'm practicing safe sex with the City of Tualatin

Dad: (Nodding) Not the people, just the city itself

Me: Exactly.

[starlykree]

drinking normally isn’t enough I need to make out with the water fountain

[weevilwizardpuppymancer]

getting head from a box of onion soup and dip mix