#funny band

[karner-rants]

OKAY SO I JUST REMEMBERED THIS THING- WAS IN BAND AND THE BOY WHO SITS NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE "I GOT A NEW TUBA" AND I WAS LIKE "YOU DID?" AND HE WAS LIKE "YEAH" AND HE POINTED TO THE BOY NEXT TO HIM AND WAS LIKE "LOOK AT HIS EMBOUCHURE IT'S PERFECT" AND THE KID HAD HIS MOUTH JUST, LIKE, AS OPEN AS IT COULD BE AND MY MIND WAS JUST LIKE "WELL IT'S CERTAINLY GOOD FOR BLOWING SOMETHING" BUT I DIDN'T BECAUSE I WAS IN BAND AND THE BOY NEXT TO ME IS THE MOST PURE CHRISTIAN BOY EVER-

[waigiesstuff]

“I don’t strive for excellence, I strive for good enough”

-my band director

[bighugsbadtimes]

These guys found a picture on Google and decided to make a whole band/album about it and its honestly groovy as fuck

[kinggranny]

*distant cheering from all who have done marching band*

[tyrex15]

In 7th grade band we were tuning and a saxophone player (probably) was sharp

And my conductor says "pull in." The kids sits there and looks super confused and the room goes quiet and the conductor just stands there and says nothing.

One of the tuba players just chuckles and whispers "pull in". We all hear him and burst out laughing.

It became a thing. Whenever someone was sharp we would always say pull in and nobody understood it besides the kids that went to my middle school.

...high school...

So I sit next to the bassoon (cause I play Bari sax) and we were tuning and a trumpet player was very sharp and so I just snicker and say (louder then I should've) "pull in) and everyone that went to my middle school started laughing. Everyone is confused (even the conductor). The bassoon just gives me this look and just says "no."

[bug-1-nette]

band camp quote of the day

(Over loudspeaker) "Bass drums, you cannot RUN backwards."

[thislazybandblog]

[lol-riot]

Turds of Misery.