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My only goal is to get onto my friends Pinterest board

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Just created a mini monster/villain sheet for DMs to keep track of stuff, so if anyone wants that-- I'm a first time DM and I couldn't really find anything like this so I made it

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New game concept from @karner-rants :

Bluno

Using uno cards, everyone is dealt 7 cards face down

Taking turns, flip one card from your hand at a time, hoping that it matches the number or color in the middle and triumphantly saying "blue!"

If you cannot play it you have to put it back in your hand and mix your cards around

We promise this will bring you at least 30 minutes of w h y

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Jurch

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything more incredible. Fifteen hundred hours of love to create this masterpiece. Humans are wonderful actually.

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Oh yeah, just like that really famous Hozier song

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I watched Mama Mia fully 2 years ago and I think I'm still processing it

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ah, the recurring question of the aro-spec: do I want to date this person because I want to date them or because I want to trap them into being my dance partner?

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The guilt of letting your friends comfort you and treat you kindly because they found you crying after you got called out for your bs

These are such lovely people and they’re trying to comfort me after I hurt someone else-

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I just want to help him fix himself (platonically. But also very aggressively. Like. Stop monologuing about where your life went wrong, I’m asking you to go on a walk with me and there is only one answer and I’ve already answered for you.)

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Ah, but you’ve forgotten about my superpower: I do not subscribe to your gender binary and am by no means required to wait in your bathroom line

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I drove a friend home last week and he invited me into his house to meet his dog and at some point we ended up in his room and I was so caught off guard??

I could see like his whole floor?? I didn’t know that was possible like no laundry baskets or clothes on the floor I don’t think I even saw a hamper

I was just like the floor is naked- where do you keep your clothes??

And he was just like it’s kinda a mess right now because I didn’t have time to make my bed this morning

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DUDE NO IT’S NOT MY FLOOR IS COVERED IN CLOTHING AND PAINT AND THE SINGLE CHAIR IN MY ROOM IS COVERED IN HOODIES—

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Normal people on April 1: *play some cliche prank on people*

Me on April first: *walks into my parent's room at 11:39 pm and throws towels at them because I totally didn't forget what day was two days after my birthday*

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Fun Fact!

Stepping on an earring hurts.

Especially when it pierces your skin.

And then it keeps hurting.

And then it still hurts.

Have a nice day!

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Kevin Bacon: Hi, I'm Kevin Bacon Me: Hi, I'm bakin' Kevin Kevin Bacon: Kevin Bacon: ...what? Me: Let me show you to my oven

[swishyclang]

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Macbeth, but.

They're all farmers.

Old Macdonwald Had a Farm, eieio.

Everytime someone dies it's actually just that their crops got stolen.

"Macbeth Farmer of Glamis." "Macbeth Farmer of Cawdor."

"Is this a spade I see before me?"

They're really all just fighting over the Farmers' Market

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I have adhd, a need for people, and a headache, so you can guess how it’s going

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I HAVEN’T POSTED IN A WHILE BUT HERE-

So we were at a hotel because we were there for a funeral (not that that matters but whatever) and my parents were out to get the rental car and I was going to the bathroom to look at something but I could only see because my vision was blacking out (in a normal way). So, I was walking towards the door and I saw my mom coming out of the bathroom so I said “hello” (because my brain didn’t compute that she was somewhere completely different) and then I walked into the mirror. Not the bathroom mirror- to be clear- the full length mirror next to the bathroom door

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People seemed to like the other DnD post I made, so now I'm throwing THIS at you *throws a cabbage*

BUT also I'm gonna tell you a story cause I'm sad and lonely and I miss my DnD group

So my character is genderfluid and has the personality trait of that look™️ so, yeah, they try to sleep with as many people as possible. The first time they actually slept with someone, my DM was like "Wait- what sex were they assigned at birth? Like can they get this woman pregnant?" And I looked at him and he looked at me and without blinking I just went. "Sex God. They were assigned Sex God at birth." AND MY DM ACCEPTED IT SO NOW MY CHARACTER CAN GET ANYONE PREGNANT (We roll a D100 to see if they do or not) AND I LOVE MY DM SO MUCH AND HE HATES ME