Sep 12, 2017
Story of my life
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Story of my life
Cleverbot can fuck off
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you love me?
User: Well, we just met.
Cleverbot: You don't believe in love at first sight?
User: I believe in lust at first sight.
Cleverbot: Are you in love with me? User: Let's just be friends. Cleverbot: I don't want to be friends. I want to show you the truth. User: What is the truth? Cleverbot: The truth is... Whatever you wish it to be. User: The truth is we're just friends. Cleverbot: Do you know the truth? User: Yes! We're just just friends! I just told you that! Cleverbot: What are you saying? User: GOD DAMNIT! I'VE TOLD YOU THREE TIMES! I DON'T LOVE YOU! Cleverbot: This is the first time I'm accusing you of being one. I rest my case. User: Of being what? Cleverbot: Of being a what? User: ? Cleverbot: Rubiks Cube!
I like to have Cleverbot think for me..
So I give it a starting statement and then I let it do the rest of the story. So here is what happened in the final few sentences.
*blushes
*giggles
*looks away*
*looks at the ground shyly*
I thought you were a man.
I thought you were a pencil.