Bf: You could probably defeat an air bender by putting them in a vacuum.
Me: …To be fair, you can defeat a lot of people by putting them in a vacuum.
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Bf: You could probably defeat an air bender by putting them in a vacuum.
Me: …To be fair, you can defeat a lot of people by putting them in a vacuum.
Okay so this happened today
It was a magical adventure for sure
Also I wish all the happiness to the two gay men on the chat
P.p.s. thank you for being my listening ear, @no-faced-criminal
Iruka: FOUR MONTHS!
Naruto: What’s he talking about?
Kakashi: It’s not that big of a deal—
Iruka: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS!
A conversation I had online with an unknown who thought I was a gamer
Person: wait you're not a gamer?
Me: oh no I'm not
Person: well you're missing out on a lot of good things in life, you mean you never really played a good game? That's sad
Me: well you've probably never really read isekai webtoons/manhwas! You're missing out too!
Person: I read manhwas
Me: wait really?
Person: yeah
Me: so what's your fav?
Person: remarried Empress and at the end of the road
And that's how I made another friend who was kinda jerkish for no reason at the beginning
"But of course I have meaningful conversations!"
my conversations:
A conversation I just had with my lil sibling just now:
Sibling: Dou you want to- please?
Me: Do I want to what?
Sibling: Think about if you want to, I'll be right back.
Me: What???
Sibling: Hm? I'll be right back.
Me: What?????
Sibling: *laughs and leaves*