#funny god

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The Funny God

Do you believe in God? Of course, you do, everyone believes in God. Even Atheists believe in God. But they believe in the 'Funny God.' The tiny little force that drives them to smirk at yours. It is the funny feeling they get, the voice that humors them every time that the word God is mentioned. You see because the God that they believe in, only exists in the definitions of words to the language they speak. They believe your God is just a word. But a wrong one... 

"...as the real word was within you, God.”

[theartistformerlyknownashank]

[thriftypleasures]

"It was like living in the corner of perception and reality. It's a weird place to be. When everyone thought Wesley Snipes was in jail, I saw him at a party." - Dave Chappelle

[longlegtomboy]

[fiveboyshellyeah-blog]

God creating females

God: they must be strong

God: we need to make them tough somehow

Jesus: how about-

God: no

Jesus: but i didn't-

God: no

Jesus: what about-

God: bleeding from their vagina

Jesus: .....

God: and let's add severe cramps to make sure it works

Jesus: .....

God: yes, i think i'll do that

[fakebieber]

[blissyvee-blog]

God, I like your sense of humor.

Just when I seem to get ahead of myself, He always has his funny way of putting me back into my place. 

So thanks.  Thanks for being bigger than me. 

[funneestuff]

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