#jesus funny

[louisetaylor]

ohhh you'd like to speak to my manager? THEN TAKE IT UP WITH JESUS, BAGHOLE

[bambismoonlight]

Dionysus: This dude Jesus can literally turn water into wine AND can walk on water. I watched him turn the Pacific into a giant wine bath.

Poseidon: HE DID WHAT?!

Dionysus: Yeah, a lot of fish died.

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[pmslweb]

Funny daily nonsense Tuesday meme collection PMSLweb

[louisetaylor]

A theory

Whenever anyone says "Jesus Christ" then Jesus has to come down from heaven to take stock of the situation.

Christ has just heard another invocation of His Holy Name. He sighs, gets off His heavenly throne, and yeets Himself down with the falling rain, plummeting through clouds and flocks of migrating geese, to a Goodwill in Wisconsin. He manifests invisibly in the stockroom, which He knows well.

"People will donate anything," says Truce.

He knows the voice of the donation attendant, who has called upon the Name many times before. Rain rumbles on the translucent skylights overhead as Jesus braces Himself for the inevitable.

"Lord Jesus Christ. Another vibrator."

[wybie-lune]

This is so freakin stupid! How did Gregg's think this was a good idea?! Take any other religion and replace their leader with a pastry and suddenly, it seems like a really bad idea, eh Gregg's?

[thoughtterrorism]

I'm not religious, funny Jesus memes are halarious

[hungbunny]