#funny sleeping

[gordeis]

Sleeping Pranks

If somebody suddenly wake up, it turns out very funny. You do not know how to scare a sleeping? Watch this video of the best jokes and pranks on sleeping people. And do not forget, while you sleep, friends can make fun on you :).

[icouldbeaslayerofdragons]

So I was really tired, right? Like really tired but I also didn't want my roommate to think he had to be quiet, cause I can sleep through sound and stuff, so I hid under my bed so I could sleep and he could be noisy and stuff but when he came in I bumped against a plastic bag aND HE CHECKED UNDER MY BED and long story short I think he thinks I'm a freak

[todayswisdom-blog]

Cowtipping!

This post is about cows. Why? Because cows are awesome!

For many many years, the sport of cow tipping has spread around the world.

But is it really true? (source: Wikipedia)

According to the myth, cattle are slow-moving, slow-witted and weak-legged, and can easily be pushed over without much force, both because they have a high center of gravity, and because they sleep standing up. However, despite the widespread legend of tipping cows, numerous publications have debunked the practice's feasibility. Cattle only rest while standing up, rather than sleeping that way, and they are easily disturbed. Additionally, they represent over a half ton of weight that would easily resist a lesser tipping force. A variety of calculations have been performed to determine if cow tipping is physically possible.

A study led by Margo Lillie, a doctor of zoology at the University of British Columbia, concludes that cow tipping—by a single person—is impossible. Her calculations found that it would take at least two people to apply enough force to push over a cow if the cow does not react and reorient its footing. If the cow does react, it would take at least four people to push it over, according to the results. Lillie notes that, contrary to the nature of the myth, cattle are well aware of their surroundings and are very difficult to sneak up on, due to excellent senses of both smell and hearing.

In contrast to the reality of the cow-tipping myth, horses do regularly sleep standing up due to a locking mechanism of their stifle joint, a trait cows do not possess.