It's A Hyper-conditional Hyperspecific Poll
My great grandfather was a priest, as a direct result his children were atheists
I have been bitten by a crow at an animal sanctuary that did not keep birds
I have spent longer travelling to the Netherlands than I have spent in them
I own an award pertaining to the World Potato Congress, it was not awarded to me
I have driven a tractor non-recreationally but do not hold a driver's license
I have siblings and the building I was born in was demolished before their birth
I created a ceramic memorial to a childhood pet, from memory, inaccurately
As a child I believed myself to be haunted by the ghost of a dog named Basil
More than one of these applies to me, somehow
None of these apply to me
















