#funny+

[samreich]

i'd like to see AI try and replace this work

[carolina-lovely-blog]

Bat Coin Purse (I found it HERE) 🦇

[gremlininho]

obsessed with this photo of a cat

[thememedaddy]

[effinbirds]

[grickle14]

Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE!

[questions-about-blorbos]

Which of these cursed snacks is your Blorbo eating at 3 AM?

A block of cheddar cheese (no knife, just teeth)

Cereal with water because the milk is gone

A singular, unwashed apple

Just a handful of ice cubes

Bread slice soaked in tap water because they “wanted it softer”

Pickles dipped in sugar because “it needed something”

A mug of shredded cheese, microwaved into a single rubbery mass

Half a stick of butter like it’s a protein bar

Instant ramen dry, seasoning packet poured straight into mouth

A tortilla. Just… a plain tortilla. Folded like it’s something more

Cold leftover pasta eaten directly from the fridge with bare hands

Spoonfuls of peanut butter straight from the jar, no water, no regrets

Remaining time: 6 days 21 hours

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