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[cocktailsandhighheels]

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[dillondiatlo]

China Fast and Slow: Speedier options grow, but sometimes leisurely is the way to go

(based off actual Chicago Travel section headline) 

CHINA, NINGBO—In an effort to keep production flow a go, Production Flow Coordinator, Ming-Pho, left reporters with the following notes. “As Ming-Pho, Coordinator of Production Flow, when it comes to speeding up our options I say no.” The crowd energy hit a low, but as the wind began to blow, Ming-Pho continued to bestow, “Yes, Production Flow has hit an all time low, but we are a ship which needs both stern and bow.” The crowd started to glow. “Speedier options are a cornfield crow here in the city of Ningbo. Only with pacing will our dough begin to grow.” Amongst the crowd one could hear an “Oh,” and a “Woah,” making it evident that Ming-Pho had won over the show.

[paulspoerry]

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