I'm trying to get better at drawing - specifically chibi characters because I have decided that my manager needs her own comic strip. I'm compiling a list of things she says because literally, the woman is a meme machine; pure comedy gold and she doesn't even realize it.
Firstly, I need to describe her - 26 years old, average height, blonde, total sweetheart, completely genuine, VERY enthusiastic - hands down the best boss I've ever had.
Now the setting...sea of cubicles... monotonous grey as far as the eye can see and in one corner is my team with Kelsy* as our fearless leader.
She's always trying to pump us up and help us stay positive because customer service over the phone is...trying. Anyway, without giving much context yet, here are things that Kelsy has said, some of which are repeated regularly.
Ughhh I want some popcorn 😫
YAY TEAM!! *proceeds to clap until everyone joins in*
*after eating something garlicky* - no vampire is gonna get me!!
*when her team gets the whole floor to clap and cheer at her doing something like going to the water cooler* - omg SToooop you guys are so EMBARASSING!!
These are just a couple I could think of off the top of my head, but trust me I will be posting again