#funnytweets

[mouthtapedguy]

Schrödinger’s adjective

[twitterstweetfun]

[funniesttwittertweets]

[digitaldreams04]

I told my dog to be quiet and he just stared at me like, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

[askwholehearted]

This is really embarrassing for Steve.

[lu-in-the-sky-w-diamonds]

Maneskin + European Twitter = best thing ever💘💘💘

[itslondi]

My tummy is just as sensible as me

[nveg-a]