Avengers level threat
GIYS PLEASE
you have no idea how funny this is but like imagine if may was secretly like some avengers level threat, in multiple spiderman cartoons/films, she rapunzels those bad guys with pans, kettles, whatever she can get her hands on.
Imagine her with actual weapons.
Like Peter doesn’t know his aunt is so dangerous he just knows she can take care of herself and when some villain like green goblin or doc ock crash into the house while he’s at school, suddenly they don’t appear for the next two weeks??
(They got forced into manual labour that only a mother could whip them to do)
So like, imagine she was just an avengers level threat but nobody knew. (It’d be SO funny come on)
Like ‘aw sweet old aunt who bakes for her nephew and works hard so he can get into good schools.’
‘Aw- WHAT THE HELL? DID SHE JUST TAKE THE GREEN GOBLIN DOWN WITH A BROOM?’
OP aunt but only using it when it inconveniences her schedule or Peter’s schedule.
May: “Peter can’t come to the phone.”
“…but i can.”
to ominous villain on the other line.
(Now everybody thinks Spiderman somehow has a god working for him and they don’t know how?)
That’s why ben already knew the “(With great responsibility comes great power.)”
Eyeing May in the other room ever so subtly.