#fury relevant

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Insp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l6MIoxvS-Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIhT3_N0X3E

*Solturion is an OC belonging to @renegadereshiram. I had to throw him in there at least for that one clip because it was too perfect, so please excuse the self-indulgence.

**Raciel and Hadrimon are characters from the Abomination Vault novel, if you haven't read it then please consider it!

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I had a random thought at work a couple of days ago regarding something of the horsemen integrated into human culture kinda deal. Kinda like the office AU, but what I feel would be better fits for them.

Fury is about taking it to the next level and whoopin' ass and taking names. She wants to show the world, if not the cosmos that there is far more to her than what they perceive. She owns a gym across from War's rescue shelter.

Furies' gym is massive. It has two pools, one indoor, the other out. A large rock climbing wall, and a boxing ring. As well as two saunas. It would be a lie if I said there is no judgement here, however they aren't made to belittle you.

She welcomes all to her gym. Be careful though, she will challenge you.

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https://youtu.be/kwdct2tn8YQ

The third one

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((The idea of the Horsemen celebrating Father’s Day after learning what it is with Death being the father figure is currently giving me life))

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This may seem like a random question, but what Azrael and the horseman think of the Otaku Humboldt Penguin named Grape-kun? He was from the Tobu Zoo in Saitama, but he passed away a few years ago, but he was in love with a cut-out of an anime character of humboldt penguin name Hululu they had in the enclosure with him. ( i was told to send my ask here :) )

“I don’t understand the question--”

“Explain to me exactly why I should care about the interests of a penguin?”

“Dude, there’s a penguin that’s an anime fan?! Penguins are the best!”

“You’re right. That does seem like a random question.”

((I can’t answer in-character for Azrael since he’s not a muse here, but I’m willing to bet he would find it endearing.))

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What's your favorite thing to imagine each Horseman doing?

((So, one thing I gotta clarify first: The idea of an ask/rp blog is to interact with the characters represented on the blog, not the person running it. The idea was to ask something directly to Death, Strife, War, Fury, or Fury's Watcher, because those are the characters I write here. They will then answer you.))

((Now to answer the actual question you asked))

War: Maybe it's because he's so fucking huge, but I like to imagine he has the capacity to eat an unreal amount of food before being full. He looks remarkably like an angel on the outside, maybe his demon half is mostly internal? Either way, he has the most food on his plate at dinner by far.

Fury: I like to imagine what kind of hair care routine she has. You know she has to have one. What conditioner you using, girl? What's your secret

Death: You know that thing paleontologists do where they take mismatched dinosaur bones to create hilarious and incorrect dinosaur skeletons? Death absolutely does that, but with like, any creature's bones. He has a whole shelf of mish-mashed monstrosities on display.

Strife: Absolutely has rewatched the entirety of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic at least twice. He does this while doing couch gymnastics because he can't sit the fuck still. It it very easy to walk into the living room and see him in some kinda upside-down contortion while the "This Day Aria" sequence plays on the TV.