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[MSG:] I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
[MSG] Hey dude, that’s good! At least you’re learning the names of stuff.[MSG] You don’t wanna do that, though. Only food goes in the freezer. And sometimes drinks, but don’t leave them too long or else they turn all solid and it sucks.[MSG] Good thing you can just pretend that was a prank, though. Don’t worry too much, nobody’s gonna figure out you’re an alien just from this.
SEND ME A TEXT MESSAGE STARTER!
“You don’t need to treat me like that. I’m not crazy, okay?”
I’m not treating you like anything Sam, just- Devone is dead okay? We killed him. Just trust me on this okay? If there was even the tiniest inkling of him I would be able to track it. He’s gone.
[text] do you know where I am?
[text] Seriously Sam?
[text] This isn’t what my tracking abilities are for.
[text] but yes I do and just so you know that’s Kitty’s closet not mine so you should probably run before she kills you.
