#futarama

[trainsawlizard]

bender if she was a woman: bite my shiny metal BOOBS

[bottlepiecemuses]

One of the reasons why this clip of Futurama still is relevant is due to the fact that it's not the obnoxious machismo that made Leela lower her guard, but the fact that Zapp used his own vulnerability in order to  get pity sex out of her. In other words, people can use false sensitivity in order to guilt or pity you into giving them a chance.

Macho meatheads are easy to spot and avoid, but emotional manipulators are harder to decipher and can be  at times even more dangerous that the obvious ones. Zapp might not be that smart, but he does know when to play on people and Leela thankfully saw through to his game afterwards.

[kyliafanfiction-archive]

Hug wise, I honestly don't know if it would be safe to try and hug Anya or not, given that she seems to be really into sex, sex, money, money, and sex. On the one hand, she's not bad looking so I wouldn't mind someone like her. OTOH, given what all her and Xander have been implied to have done at times, I honestly don't know if my body could physically handle someone like her without a real risk of a fatal heart attack or stroke. OTOH, being sexed to death would be a hell of a way to go out.

[trixieful]

futarama *spins in circles while you all clap for my amazing post*

[bananajims]

Hypnotoad for Jez! Always happy to work on cartoon stuff 👌 #bananajims #thecirclelondon #hypnotoad #futarama #futuramatattoo #cartoontattoo (at The Circle)

[hollowjet]

Zoidberg +  Omanyte combo, from an old sketch I did.

[12ozlbcake]

It be like that sometimes, don't it?

[gearbox97]

Musical performances I want to see before I die

The Katamari Theme song preformed by a whole orchestra and choir with necessary added instruments

The Futurama theme song preformed by an actual bell choir

Feel free to add your own!