Thinking like an engineer on a site of artists.

Hi, I'm Paul!

[gearbox97]

might make a valiant return to this hellsite, how's it been since 2020

[wormsagainstnuclearkillers]

Microsoft Office 1997 Assistants!

[lordnotcrossing]

At this point, it has to be asked:

are any of the rabbit villagers/campers actually rabbits?!

[omgkalyppso]

Don’t forget.

[crtter]

Well, given that there are canon rumors that Tom Nook himself isn’t actually a tanuki:

can we even be sure that anyone in Animal Crossing is an animal at all?

[streetkit]

They really were furries all along

[sasquatch-spotted]

This post makes me feel like I’ve been informed of a secret so terrible that I have to fake my death and go into witness protection

[puyopuyo]

i work at pokemon and my dad said sobbles final stage evolution will look like gex but blue and aimed at onceler fuckers

[puyopuyo]

just got fired from pokemon so i am leaking the concept art

[puyopuyo]

[anistarrose]

Because he bought it at the same time that Barry bought his, we know that Garfield has owned a body-cloning pod for approximately ten years as of Story and Song. There is no fucking way that our favorite unknowable lasagna cat merchant just quietly held onto that device for a decade before he convinced any customers to barter with their blood; therefore, we can reasonably assume that Garfield has committed numerous necromancy crimes. Yet he still appears in several liveshows, implying that either he has been pardoned for these crimes,  or more likely, Faerun’s three incredibly powerful reapers have been unable to best him in a test of mercantile wits and bring him to justice. In this essay I will -

[its-a-bear-dance]

Garfield is responsible for the town of Tom Bodettes

[anistarrose]

now THIS is a theory I can get behind

[kedreeva]

(x)

[shitpostbishop]

[devilsss-dyke-deactivated202202]

these all sound like they were made up on the spot and that’s actually why i’m 100% certain these are legit phrases in these languages for this

[ponnukaka]

Dóterí in icelandic

[demilypyro]

imagine being tyson hesse and you draw this

and then they hire you to work on the official comics and to animate the sonic mania opening AND to redesign sonic for the movie cause they messed up the first time

[demilypyro]

sega really saw this and was like PUT THIS MAN IN CHARGE OF SONIC

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

To be fair, Tyson Hesse is one of the few I’d trust with Sonic now

I mean

Look

He really gets Sonic 🤩

[neontologist-deactivated2020100]

[necrocrunk]

[stupidpetface]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

fucking GET you

[daygaunt]

[the-white-knife]

[mister-door]

[glass-galleons-anchored]

This is very good.

[coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated]

Quality content.

[crookedruler]

[leorio-moved-deactivated2020022]

[murhuedur]

[unseeliedyke-deactivated2021120]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[teathattast]

printing important documents

danettestokely

[gunther-h-sputnik]

Very important business

[teathattast]

Definitely business related

[drtanner]

Personal Assistant

[judacris]

Wallpaper looked like spiders.