Apr 5, 2015
[text]:A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were. // [text]:Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
[text]:A surplus of mistakes were made and I don’t know what 89% of them were
[Puck to Blair]: Mistake #1: leaving Cotillion with Nate instead of me. Lose my number, Waldorf. I’m done.
[text]:Hey, it’s not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn’t handle the rough sex you’re into.
[Jake to Kitty]: There are two reasons I’m not mad at you. 1. Because the sex was crazy hot and 2. Because I go back to Chicago tomorrow anyway and don’t have to sleep in that bed anymore.