#future!lua

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Lua’s wands!!

Left: headcanon of the wand Rakepick bought for them.

Right: second wand Lua procures in the future

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Lua, inspecting a puddle: Gasoline.

Talbott: Pretty sure that's water.

Lua: Only one way to tell.

Lua: (tosses a lit cigarette into the puddle. It catches fire)

Talbott:

Lua:

Talbott: THERE WERE MORE WAYS TO TELL-

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Their relationship doesn’t change for the next seven years

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-quietly writes talbott into future auror squad-

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future!Lua’s motorcycle

something I always mention but never talk about in these posts

Lua has a black Royal Enfield (model that I’m still researching to make it plausible that they’d have one) 

^this except it has some different parts like an extra seat for a passenger, etc

Lua acquired it through quasi-legal means after getting the idea from Arthur Weasley

Arthur off-handedly mentioned his flying muggle car project during their lunch break, to which Lua replied “Arthur, you’re a bloody genius.”

(Arthur was, understandably, very concerned, because enchanting muggle technology to also do magic was just a little illegal)

Lua worked with some old friends to get the thing just right, and now they have a motorcycle that can fly

They’re absolutely certain that this is an original idea, and that nobody has ever done this before

Lua uses this bike for transportation instead of a broomstick, seeing as how it’s much less conspicuous than walking around with a fancy broom. 

It serves them surprisingly well, despite being a muggle vehicle repurposed for Wizarding activities. Lua has chased down many a Dark Wizard on this motorcycle, and it’s survived for at least a couple years. 

Tonks knows how to operate it too. She insisted on learning, since she’s Lua’s Auror partner and they need to have each other’s backs. (She also thought it was pretty awesome) 

Talbott, not officially a part of their team, but still friends with Lua and Tonks since they see each other often in the office, didn’t care to learn how to ride it, since he can fly in up to three different ways

Moody has no idea what a motorcycle is. 

the Royal Enfield is affectionately nicknamed “The Bike.” 

Lua does not know you’re supposed to wear a helmet.

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Characters for a oneshot I was writing today but didn’t have time to finish

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Dark Wizard: We have your son.

Moody: I do not have a son?

Dark Wizard: ...Then who just asked us for milk and had us cut the crust off his sandwich?

Tonks: Dear god, they have Lua!

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Moody, about Lua's cold: Everything alright with Corbeau?

Tonks: He fell asleep five minutes after I locked him in. And he hasn't moved in the past ten hours.

Tonks: He talks in his sleep.

-FLASHBACK-

Lua, passed out on NyQuil: i'm gonna rip your head off

Tonks:

Lua, passed out on NyQuil: i'm gonna RIP YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF, GRANMA-

-end flashback-

Tonks: Oh, Moody, what if he sleeps forever!

Lua: -punches out the window of the break room with his fist-

Tonks: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Moody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-