#fxckoffdude

[praetcritum-blog]

@fxckoffdude came on down to SOUTH PARK.

                      ❝ – my therapist suggested HYPNOTHERAPY                                 for my ANXIETY !!                                           I DON’T TRUST IT! they take control of                                           your MIND and make you think think things --                                           what if they make me do what they want?                                          LIKE TWEET SOMETHING HORRIBLE TO                                          THE NORTH KOREANS !? ❞

[kataismydope-blog]

Delicious'

[kataismydope-blog]

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[newkiing-blog]

“Okay, but they are gonna be so pissed when they see what we did to this place.”

Friends who get into trouble sentence starters

‘ now’s not really the time to be thinking on that, ‘ peach rolled her eyes, shoving a new carton of eggs in craig’s arms as they stood in front of the already EGGED HOME. ‘ their dog shat on my lawn, they deserve it. ‘

[totalbastard-blog1]

fxckoffdude started following you

˗ˏˋ  “ayy, where’s yer gay boyfriend?” his taunting is growing lamer by the second. “shouldn’t you two be-- be-- fucking, or something?” ˊˎ˗‏

[nbdyshome]

Continued from here with @fxckoffdude

Honestly, that was about the response Stan had expected from Craig. If it was someone else, he might have been offended, but he had known the other too long to be surprised. Still, he wasn’t gonna let him get the last word.

“Oh wow, that’s rich coming from you, dude.” He scoffed, “My grandpa’s corpse has a better sense of humor than you.” He almost stuck out his tongue, but then remembered that he wasn’t ten anymore and managed to hold himself back.

[wvnderweather-blog]

@fxckoffdude liked this

     𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘​;;– ‘ H--Hey Craig. ‘ Tweek took a seat next to the male, book he was carrying with him slamming against the table-- Not that he’d meant for that to have happened... It did anyway. ‘ So how... How’s baseball? Your dad keeps making tweets about how proud he is when you get a home run. ‘

[cthulhubcy-blog]

‘ i’ve had enough of this place and i haven’t even been here that long. i hate this place. ’

“You said it, man. This place gives me the creeps, and it’s not even Halloween anymore.” [He says, a hand on the doorframe, which cracks under his touch. Fucking old piece of shit. Kenny pulls his hand away, and scowls.]

“This would only be worth it if we found treasure or something in here.” [He says, shaking his head.]