WHERE IS THE KING ?

ind. NEW KID from SOUTH PARK: THE STICK OF TRUTH / THE FRACTURED BUT WHOLE multi-ship / multi-verse please read rules before interacting ! written by bd

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CHRISTOPHE

“I daresay it is less my issues with her as a person but more the nature of her belief; she puts her every faith into what is at best a noncaring cocksucker above, who enjoys playing with our mortality like we are but ants under his magnifying glass.”

He raised an eyebrow at her remarks.

“Indeed, mon cherie; that is slowly becoming a more obvious fact of life in this town; home is where you choose it to be.”

‘ huh... that’s... that’s peachy, ‘ she realized the pun within her phrasing too little too late. instead of acknowledging it, she instead decided to take another awkward sip of her drink.

that was probably a topic that she shouldn’t tread again if she wanted to keep this conversation SOMEWHAT POSITIVE. she took a mental note and tucked it safely in the back of her mind for later use.

‘ do you ever get lonely here? ‘

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NESS

[CHECK]: think about what to do next

     Getting a bite of mexican food doesn’t sound too bad, especially for someone whose stomach is but a bottomless well! Cartman is no match for him, and he can even keep his body shape at a good balance instead of giving out excuses of having big bones. The new kid seems to have a special bond with the restaurant’s owner, and it must be because of the enchurrito — or something like that. Mexican food doesn’t sit too well in his stomach but he sometimes does allow himself to grab a bite when he gets the chance. Nothing can beat his favourite food, though.   

❝ ‘m good t’ go. ❞   He hums, fingertips lightly clawing at the straps of his backpack.   ❝ We can get somethin’ when we’re done. ❞   Just because his stomach doesn’t have a bottom   ( as many people like to think )   , it doesn’t mean that Ness is always hungry. First duty then pleasure ; although the latter sounds much sweeter than the first one, it doesn’t sit well with Ness. He’s quite confident that after all of this they will get a minute to catch their breath.   

❝ An’ it’ll be on me. How ‘bout tha’ ? ❞

that brought a smile to the girl’s lips, like always. he’s just TOO CUTE sometimes.

‘ got it, ‘ peach gathered everything she needed and shoved them into her backpack for safekeeping. she would later need to review her gatherings in her room after the day was over, which was always the FUN part. whatever she didn’t need she liked to give away to her friends if they would accept them. she would need to look through her stuff and figure out if there was anything ness might like now that she thought about it.

‘ after the ninjas are dealt with, i always need to deal with those MEAN raisins girls, ‘ she sighed as the pair began to head towards city wok. ‘ then the sixth graders... and the crab people... and so on... ‘

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please don’t set fires

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anti-belief:

“I agree, mademoiselle Peach.”

I would not have been the first time Christophe would leave his bar unattended; and nor would it be the last. His patrons and him had come to a small agreement. That, and the knowledge of what Christophe did in his past, and the fear of him unleashing his full talents on those who took deep advantage.

“And this bar is effectively my home. My… mother and I. We disagree on what she feels is a fundamental aspect of life.”

‘ mommy issues? ‘

you too? peach almost threw in with an amused look, but she managed to refrain herself. she figured everyone in this HELLISH town had some sort of issue with their parents, and she ought to stop feeling so SPECIAL about her in-home problems. or maybe better APPRECIATE that she held a lot in common with her newfound friends here.

‘ a house ain’t always home, that’s what i’ve learned all these years. ‘

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“Okay, but they are gonna be so pissed when they see what we did to this place.”

Friends who get into trouble sentence starters

‘ now’s not really the time to be thinking on that, ‘ peach rolled her eyes, shoving a new carton of eggs in craig’s arms as they stood in front of the already EGGED HOME. ‘ their dog shat on my lawn, they deserve it. ‘

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Friends who get into trouble sentence starters

“I called someone to bail us out last time. It’s your turn.”

“We probably shouldn’t do this.”

“See you say it’ll be fine? But, something tells me it won’t be.”

“Okay, but they are gonna be so pissed when they see what we did to this place.”

“We probably shouldn’t have tried to surf on the mattress down the stairs..”

“I can’t believe we just prank called him/her. What are we like twelve?”

“Let’s just tell them that the dog did it.”

“I’m picking the lock. But, I just realized that I’m not a detective and this is a hair pin I found in my glovebox.”

“Do you think that alarm means that we’re caught?”

“I’ll fill the bucket with water and you distract him/her while I dump it on their head.”

“This is exactly what we need–a  night out. Let’s go crazy!!”

“Honestly, I think the car looks better after we crashed it.”

“I rang this guy/girls doorbell and ran away really fast??? And they found me.”

“Why is there a giant teddy bear wearing lingerie in my bath tub?”

“Oh my god, why is there an unconscious man/woman on the floor?!”

“We were supposed to be cooking. But, it looks like a murder occurred in here.”

“We broke the window. I think someone is going to notice.”

“I can’t believe we’re trying to climb through a window to get back a pair of your panties/underwear.”

“Shh, they’ll hear us. This is a terrible idea. You are lucky I love you.”

“That cop did not find it as funny as we did.”

“I told you not to hum the law and order theme song while we were being given a speeding ticket!!”

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irl stuff and the sp discord is kind of giving me anxiety right now so forgive my silence.

i’m just gonna work on peach’s mobile theme and nichole’s icons to try to distract myself from curling up into a ball forever. i might also reblog some memes, so feel free to send some over too. i love memes so you’ll actually be doing me a favor.

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Pink / Quotes

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heyo! my name is bd aka peach/newkiing! i’m back at it again with a brand new sp blog, but this time for NICHOLE DANIELS. she’s the cutest, sweetest and kindest cheerleader you will ever meet so feel free to FOLLOW and/or reblog/like if you’d like for me check your blog out!

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heyo! my name is bd aka peach/newkiing! i’m back at it again with a brand new sp blog, but this time for NICHOLE DANIELS. she’s the cutest, sweetest and kindest cheerleader you will ever meet so feel free to FOLLOW and/or reblog/like if you’d like for me check your blog out!

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anti-belief:

“There is always someone here. South Park was once far smaller than it is now; a quiet haven away from the pain of life. And now, it is as you have seen.”

A smile, as he took another drink, his smile slowly tinged with sadness that seemed to flicker on his face; an unfamiliar expression.

“I will always keep the door of this place open. A safe spot, for anyone who truly needs escape, or a reprieve - or even just safety.”

“Even if I am not here, some remain. It is the way of the town, after all, to flock to comfort when none is to hand.”

‘ didn’t know this place held such SENTIMENTAL VALUE to you, ‘ she spoke after politely listening to him. 

it was a surprise to her because if she had to be honest, the place wasn’t much to look at. perhaps this was all he had to offer for the heroes of south park? from the looks of it, it seemed ENOUGH. the patrons at least seemed content with the warmth the bar provided them as well as the peace of mind.

perhaps it would be best if she looked beneath the exterior. 

‘ i’m sure the place would be find for a few short hours. ‘

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( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS !

[ 10:09pm peach to ness ] knowing this town they probably are[ 10:09pm peach to ness ] just kidding please don’t go investigate it, they’re probably just weirdos.

[ 10:37pm peach to ness ] ness?

[ 10:39pm peach to ness ] goddamn it ness. stay put im coming over.

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dontnessw-me:

[CHECK]: follow

     ❝ Uh-hu. Tha’ was fun. ❞   Mumbles the psychic boy with a soft smile gracing thin lips as raven hues follow with stupor the new kid taking posession of the ninjas’ belongings. He would normally do the same, seizing everything he can find and then store it in his backpack but aside of money it’s mostly knickknacks and junks — nothing he considers useful. If the new kid finds it worthwhile, Ness won’t judge. 

Standing with worn-out sneakers right beside the girl, Ness’ eyes twinkle lightly at the sight of the banknote fluttering like a flag.   ❝ Neat-o!! Fightin’ these guys’ ‘damn worth it! ❞   He always goes easy on enemies, a side of him hesitant from hurting strangers, but doesn’t hold still with hands in the pockets. He will protect the new kid in battle and fight with her, sometimes even facilitating her turns by moving away or destroy obstacles on her way. 

❝ Eh, City Wok? ❞   He accepts the share, hiding the hoard in the back pocket of his backpack.   ❝ ‘s tha’ where th’ ninjas come from? ❞

peach shrugged, ‘ guess so. ‘ she took that brief moment to stretch before pulling out her phone from her back pocket to text mysterion that they would be making a small detour to city wok before returning to the FREEDOM PALS HQ. she just hoped this investment would be a good one.

‘ are good to go, ness? ‘ she asked her friend with genuine concern. ‘ if you’re hungry we can pass by FREEMAN’S and grab something to eat. ‘ since morgan freeman was technically her legal guardian, he never charged her for the food he served to the people of south park whenever she had a hankering for an enchilada or a burrito. or an ENCHURRITO. which also meant that cartman always loved to PLAY NICE with her whenever he wanted to bury his face in mexican food. but she didn’t mind it for her OTHER friends.

‘ after all of this, we could do whatever you want since i know getting a contract might kind of be boring. ‘

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Pastel Pink Hair 

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immortbliss:

           kenny straightens his posture  &  tilts his chin skyward .  upon the slope of his lips rests his usual frown  :  inconspicuous  &  yet disparaging all the same .  he stands himself up  &  his footsteps inch closer  / closer ,  then halts .            “    by  ‘ creepy guy ‘  ,  you mean the one responsible for dealing with children ?   “

           chin tilted skywards ,  he groans in mumbles ,  the words escaping him in clipped tones   —   perfunctory  &  characteristically curt .  quiet irritation graces his features as he straightens his back .          “     i know that guy .  he probably would want something from me if i told him i want the doll ,  &  i really rather  NOT  deal with his shit .     “

          “     &  it’s ,  er ,  a quest from a little girl .     “

‘ oh... ‘ peach nodded, before growing quiet and donning a PENSIVE look. without really saying much else, she shrugged off her backpack that was poorly hidden from beneath her flowing white cape and digging into the smaller pocket. she then pulled out a piece of paper that was folded several times and shriveled up from the constant folding and unfolding of it. she unfolded it in front of him to reveal a rather UNFLATTERING picture of the man in question. his eyes were peeled WIDE OPEN with his over enthusiasm to have this certain photo taken. it still creeped her out looking at it.

‘ this the guy? ‘ she asked mysterion, holding up the picture to him. ‘ he... gave me a ton of photos like this and said i can see what’s in his BOTTOM DRAWER if i post these all over town. don’t think he would mind if we took the doll too if you want to help me post these. unless you want to sneak in there at night instead? ‘

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