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G-Man teleports, fails and winds up half-stuck in the wall of your room. He asks you for help. What do you do?
These asks make me feel like gman himself is waiting for me to die so that when he judges me at the alter he’ll be like “what about that time I was stuck in a wall... and you robbed me... what kind of person does that...” and I’m like “sir you’re wearing a Versace suit and I’m wondering how I’m going to afford groceries you tell me”
G-Anon's revenge. Can ya... I don't know, draw G-Man with high platform boots? I feel he'd do that, walk up to Gordon with those long-as-hell legs. Makin a show of it to assert dominance.
That’s not exactly up my wheel house, but it looks like you’ve sent this question to multiple other artists, and someone actually drew it for you! I hope you enjoy their rendition and give them lots of praise :) remember to tip your artists if they have a ko-fi or patreon too!
I like to think that G-Man, over his time on Earth, has collected little trinkets. Pressed flowers, bits of jewellery, coins... Like how a crow collects shiny things. What do you think? Just G-Man with a briefcase of shiny stuff, cupped hands holding marbles and pearls...
With regards to his crow/raven/corvid motif? This checks out. This anon is so cute. They’re always going in peoples inboxes letting folk know what they’re thinkin about g-man. I’m calling you g-anon. g-anon please imagine we are in a grassy field and your head is in my lap and i gently card my fingers through your hair (or over your scalp if you have none) as you tell me more thoughts about g-man. Unfortunately I cannot respond with art right now because I locked myself out of the store I work at and all my shit’s inside. I was supposed to open ten minutes ago. I’m waiting for one of the hotel people to get a phone call to let him know which one of the keys is the one for the gift shop because for some fucking reason they’re all unlabeled and this hotel is doing so shit financially that they literally literally literally cannot hire their security staff back right now I wish I was making this up. I’m in a cartoon. Someone please help me.
I have finally built up the courage to share my experience in the Gnome starting zone. Upon entering Gnomeregan, I was directed to senselessly slaughter my gnomish brethren on account of their medical condition. Leprosy is a curable malady, but S.A.F.E. Operatives and leadership insist that these gnomes are hopeless and must be exterminated. Despite the efforts of my companion Joboe and myself, the S.A.F.E. Operatives held back nothing as we tried to defend our misunderstood brothers and sisters. Is this really what we want young gnomes to experience from the start- senseless gnome on gnome violence? What does that say to other races about gnomes? Gnomes are an enduring people, we cannot mercilessly kill our own kind just because a higher up directed us to. Which brings in my next point- this may all be an elaborate plot from the King of Stormwind. Stay with me- perhaps the king needed a source of cheap labor and income. What better than to poison some of the brightest engineering minds and worker bees of the kingdom? Officers are free to take leper gnomes and sell them on the black market as laborers (to be picked up by a disgusting shop in Silvermoon) or to exploit the leper gnomes for labor in Stormwind.Nobody bats an eye because we have been conditioned to believe that leper gnomes are bad and hopeless creatures with no rights. Wake up!
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