[Mise en scene: At some lakeside camp up in the lakes country of northern Minnesota, where we find the Three Wolves' shared girlfriend getting ready for some naked diving]
MOI, somewhat stunned: Uh, my apologies ...
GAGA WOLF, somewhat seductively, after Zsa Zsa Gabor: Nothing to be all that ashamed of, mind you. Especially since you seem interested in diving anyway.
MOI: Admittedly, I can't help it.
[Whereupon some arousal on my part is noted by Gaga Wolf, who seems bemused]
Somehow, underwater thoughts can't help but get me feeling aroused big time.
GAGA WOLF: I don't blame you for it. Especially when I have the opportunity to guide Bon-Bon and Ding-a-Ling--
MOI, interjecting: Otherwise known as the Divin' Wolf Pups.
GAGA WOLF, picking up the same: --indeed; guiding them into some interesting life lessons by way of diving and the dive experience.
MOI, acting like an Excited Schoolboy: Which must be rather fascinating in their own way.
GAGA WOLF: Especially when they learn the facts of life in a most naturally obvious way--and boy, do they enjoy it, just sowing their lupine wild oats in sheer weightlessness! [pause] Would you like joining me in a dive in a little bit?
MOI: Not a bad idea, though I admit I was just walking through this neck of the woods and didn't have any dive gear on me. Perhaps such must have been an aftertnought.
GAGA WOLF, accomodating in her own way: No real problem; I happen to have some gear right here, some extra stuff for when unexpected company comes along and perhaps I see them interested in sampling the diving experience for once.
[Whereupon she hands me a combi mask/snorkel, which, with some help, I fit over my face, followed by Gaga Wolf "herself" leading me into the lake for a little diving as comes out being rather fascinating, with its highlight being a taste of underwater love such as I played along with]