It started off as a peaceful night with my best friends, watching a move on the couch of their shared apartment, but things never stayed peaceful for long with Raichi and Gagamaru involved. The two were practically walking chaos machines: one with natural aggressiveness, and the other with the worst case of clumsy I had ever seen. Add me, sarcastic and clever enough to strike Raichi's anger, and you got a chemical reaction.
"I want chocolate," Raichi mumbled when we were only three scenes through the movie. "And popcorn."
I laughed. "Just make sure it's not an aphrodisiac." We always teased each other about the fact that all three of us were single, and sexual jokes were a normal everyday occurrence.
"Those don't exist, dumbass." Raichi rolled his eyes, pushing himself off the couch with a grunt.
"Sounds like booze to me," Gagamaru commented, his eyes still fixed onto the bright screen.
I laughed. "Yeah that worked for shark teeth and I one time," I snorted. "We partied too hard at the afters and ended up fucking."
Raichi froze, halfway on his feet.
Gagamaru slowly turned his head to stare. "I didn't know that." he blinked.
Raichi cleared his throat. "Now I need a drink too," he sighed, stalking off towards his kitchen.
"Hey, bring me one!" I called out, grinning at the way that Raichi squeezed his asscheeks together. He does remember.
"Make me one too!" Gagamaru shouted.
"Fine, fine! Drinks all around for you fucks!" Raichi snapped back from the kitchen. I stifled a laugh behind my hand.
"He's pissed now, y'know," Gagamaru hummed, leaning forward to plant his elbows against his knees.
"I know," I stretched against the back of the couch, crossing my hands behind my head. "He'll get over it."
A few minutes later, Raichi returned with three glasses and a bar of chocolate pinched between his teeth.
"Thanks, mate," I winked as he handed me one of the drinks. He narrowed his eyes.
"You're not fucking Australian."
"Take a breather, dude," Gin commented as he received his drink. Raichi plopped down on the opposite side of me, and crossed his legs.
"Yeah, yeah, I know." he bit into the chocolate bar ferociously. "Just pent up, y'know."
I exchanged a glance with Gagamaru, and we both snorted into our glasses.
"What is it now?" Raichi snarled. "Can't go three seconds without you two immature shitwads coming up with some joke, huh?
He nearly slapped the drink out of my hand when I reached over and broke a piece of chocolate off the end of the bar, dipping it into the liquor: Raichi made strong drinks, enough to loosen my system with only one glass.
For several minutes after, the movie continued without interruption, until I noticed Raichi becoming fidgety. A rosy color had bloomed on his cheeks.
I quietly chuckled and leaned towards him. "You thinking about it? How I fucked you last time?"
The coral blush spread further. "No," he hissed. "Shuddup."
"What's going on?" Garamaru leaned over, staring at us.
"Raichi's a little flustered," I snickered.
"Oh." Gagamaru blinked. "Like how?" He raised an eyebrow.
"Like this," I pressed my hand against the crotch of each boy's jeans. Raichi swore, and Gagamaru's eyes widened.
I felt him swell beneath my palm. "Jesus fucking Christ, Gin, you're a monster." I spat.
He frowned, scratching his head. "I'm not that scary, am I?"
I stuttered. "No, I mean-" I sighed. "Nevermind. Y'know what, fuck it. I'm horny as hell. Do either of you wanna fuck?"
Gagamaru blinked. "Y'mean like...mate? Like bears do?"
I pressed my hands to my face. "Yes. Have you seriously never understood the jokes I've made?"
He shrugged.
"He's not dumb." Raichi muttered.
I folded my arms and rested my back against the couch. "Well?"
"As long as I'm not bottoming again," Raichi mumbled. I snorted.
"Oh, I can guarantee you will be." I turned to Gagamaru, glancing down his body. "You in?"
"Sure." He shrugged. "Jingo 'n I used to-"
"SHUTTUP!" Raichi screeched, nearly pouncing on top of Gagamaru. I belted out a laugh.
"Yeah, that's the problem! You're the one who likes to peg me!" Raichi blubbered.
"And you liked it," I pulled my shirt over my head. "Well? Are we doing this or not?"
Gagamaru blinked, running his eyes down my body. "Oh, I think we're doing this."
"I am not bottoming again." Raichi huffed.
"But you're the brattiest one," I tipped my head at him. Gin's arms wrapped around him from behind, sneaking beneath Raichi's shirt. Raichi stuttered, the blush spreading over his entire face.
I leaned close enough to feel the heat of his body against mine and pressed a kiss to his neck. He stiffened.
"What do you like, Gagamaru?" I leaned back slightly, looking at the man. Our gaze met for a moment.
"Oh, it doesn't matter," he replied. "Jingo's a biter, and he never would let me put it inside of him-"
"CAUSE I'M NOT A BOTTOM!" Raichi roared.
I laughed. "Like hell you aren't. You're the brattiest little switch I've ever met."
Raichi growled, but I gripped his chin. "C'mon, did you already forget how good it felt last time? And Gin's here to hold you."
Raichi shuddered, and I smirked.
"C'mon bro, just look at me," Gagamaru turned Raichi in his arms so they were face to face. He tilted his head. "Like old times?"
Gin kissed the man, and Raichi immediately let out a breath, sinking against Gagamaru's touch, running up his sides. I smoothed my hands up Raichi's bare back, squeezing the muscle.
trans masc guy looking to get into a var fight with other masc guy then we KISS!! (NOT CLICKBAIT)
>Series: Blue Lock
>Ship: Gagamaru Gin/Raichi Jingo
>Rating: T
>Word Count: 2.5K
>Tags: First Meetings, Fist Fights, Making Out, Swearing, Comedy of Errors
Part of Raichi is willing to stay as long as it takes to execute his plan, but part of him is ready to leave as soon as he’s done his drink. The less he has to see of his shitty ex, his dumbass smile, and most of all his new boyfriend cooing over him, the better.
He checks his phone to see if there’s any more recent texts from this guy, but just as he does the door opens, and Raichi almost drops his drink.
(Or, the fic where Raichi meets Gagamaru for the first time in a planned fight and gets way more than he bargained for)
