#gaghhh

[yeagerundercover]

I will either die on the hill that malleus has two dicks or I will die riding them

[alkalineleak]

Can someone make a genuine ritual w runes again so i can draw I think my warranty of those burning gummy worms ran out

[zoe-is-a-mess]

I have a sexuality crisis every time I see a lesbian couple, but I love my boyfriend and I don't wanna throw away a four year relationship on the possibility of having a wlw relationship afterwards. WHAT DO I DO???

[shipinbottle]

“Hokum Pocus” – Pg. 14

Time fer Trixie to werk that dik.

I’m sure that was as painful to read as it was to write. XD

~Mace

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[claaraoswald]

the fact that 2 of my main ships rn are alex/maggie and alec/magnus is getting Very Confusing

[starshippegasus]

Feeling like a loser

[elephantkissess]

So in the tv show Cult, they have this fan.do.main cafe where people get to watch their fav tv shows and talk about them with other people and drink coffee, and like... It's brilliant! Why do we not have these in Seattle? Or anywhere? Or if we do, please let me know! Ugh, omg.