[Text:] This is Eggsy, nicked Harry’s phone.
[Text:] Took this pic on Ironman’s party boat. Don’t ask. ;)
[Text:] Sending it to everyone in Harry’s recently dialed. ur welcome.
[Text:] Amelia? This is Harry. I am so sorry.
[Text:] When Mr. Stark said he wanted to show me his newest piece of technology, this wasn’t what I’d expected in the slightest.
[Text:] I’ve put a lock on my phone and I promise Eggsy won’t get a hold of it again.
[Text:] Once again, please accept my most profound apologies.
//Sexy pictures meme.
[Send in sexy pictures of your Muse to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts.]
Amelia was stuck in a meeting for half the day, so she didn’t get the text messages (or the photo) until after Harry offered his apology.
[TEXT: Galahad] Oh goodness. I’m sorry. I would have warned you.
[TEXT: Galahad] Mr. Stark can be…excitable with his celebrations.
[TEXT: Galahad] I trust that you enjoyed yourself, though?
HE DOESN’T COME HERE OFTEN, even less so without eggsy. so she’s not sure whether this a friendly visit or if she should be worried. watching him take a seat by the bar, she puts away the glass she was cleaning and leans against the counter, offering him a smile. ❛ sooo what can i get you ? ❜
Marie sighed rubbing her brow as she made tea shaking her head. Harry was with eggsy at a parent teacher conference, She was there taking care of their idiot boyfriend who had come down with the flu. She had warned him running outside without his jacket in the rain would get him sick especially with all the stress he’d been dealing with. She got the tea and placed it next to some toast with butter on it. She chuckled picking up the tray it was on hearing him cough. She frowned slightly worried about it getting worse as she walked the stairs and sat next to the gadget inventor and her best friend and love.
She patted his back as he coughed and helped him sit up giving him the tea, ‘Here this will help with the sore throat and cough love.’ She said pressing a gentle and loving kiss to his forehead, ‘Then afterwards I want you to eat this toast.’ Merlin made a groan sound at the fact he was being forced to eat. She looked at him, ‘ If you want to get better you’ll do as your told Hamish.’
The man chuckled and coughed slightly sipping the tea, ‘ You know I love when you call me Hamish. So much more intimate.’ He teased loving to make her blush and stammer. Marie did blush as she looked away, ‘ Hamish I swear to the queen, unless you get better you’re not getting any of this til then.’ The glasses wearing man smiled and took her hand in his, ‘ Kitten, thank you for taking care of me. Me and Harry both appreciate it, immensely. How about when I get better you, me and harry go up to Scotland and relax for a couple days? We can bring Gary and Roxie too...’
Marie nodded and smiled kissing his hand, ‘ That sounds lovely, Think we will be able to vacation those couple days? I know you and harry are probably going to get called.’ Merlin placed his hand on her cheek, ‘ I know you miss it Marie, You gave up your job to care for the kids and me and Harry love you so much for it you didn’t even hesitate it. We will make it up to you once we get more members alright? I promise. How about this? Next mission, I will pay for you and the kids to go back to your home town and you can see your family. I bet Your dad and mum would love to see their grandkids.’
Marie brightened up at that, ‘ Really? are you sure?’ Hamish nodded, ‘ Of course, When Harry gets back from that meeting I’ll talk to him about it. Plus if we need you, you are always just a call away I know it.’ Marie nodded to him, ‘ Always will be.’ He sat up placing the empty cup down and pulled her close, ‘ We appreciate that about you marie, I am so glad that harry brought you into this relationship.’ Marie held him close, ‘ I am glad I accepted. now come eat the toast and get some rest.’
3. What is something that was never addressed at all in the canon material that you have independently developed for your muse?
Um, absolutely every part of her backstory that predates her first appearance in s5e01. Her childhood, her education, her work with MI6, how she earned the reputation she currently has - the show gave us little hints (Ros admits she was afraid of everything as a child, we know Jack Coleville recruited her, a comment by Adam suggests Ros spent time working in the Middle East) but pretty much anything about Ros that happens before she shows up on screen is entirely my work.
//I couldn't think of just one for the "Questions for Muns of Canon Muses" meme so I'll just say dealer's choice for Alana and Roxy.
questions for muns of canon muses | accepting
i, uh… picked a whole bunch so it’s going under a read more xo <3
1. What is the biggest headcanon deviation from the canon material that you have incorporated into the way you write your muse? Why did you come up with it?
For Alana, it’s the whole s3 arc tbh. While I think it’s super interesting objectively, it just sort of made me hurt? Because Alana is such a comfort character to me, and seeing her close off in s3 was really hard. (Also, that bone marrow thing? Utter bullshit.) I tend to replace s3 with like? My idea of how Alana would have coped with the trauma, still maintaining her softness. She’d be ruthless with Hannibal, definitely, but not… so much in her day to day? And like I don’t see her running the bshci. The way I write her she wouldn’t have opted to put herself in that situation. I could honestly go on for even longer about this? But I’ll save everyone the trouble lmao. TL;DR I wanted to let Alana stay soft, so I rewrote her s3 arc as one of like healing.
For Roxy, I just sort of… don’t let her die in TGC. Like I’m sure there were scheduling conflicts or something bc killing off Roxy that early was just… stupid. Like I’m not saying she should be able to withstand a bomb, I just feel like it was a wasted opportunity. So I usually have her narrowly surviving the explosion and clawing her way to Statesman just in time for the aftermath of Poppy’s Island.
3. What is something that was never addressed at all in the canon material that you have independently developed for your muse?
For both muses, it’s their upbringing. Roxy basically never mentions any of it and Alana only briefly mentions having brothers. I just sort of extrapolated what felt right for both of them? In Alana’s case it was a very tight-knit group of siblings with slightly busy/distant parents who have passed away. For Roxy it was two very emotionally uninvolved parents who were grooming her for Kingsman her whole life.
7. For movie or TV muses, what is your muse’s favorite scene? Why? Can you show a screenshot?
For Alana, it is hands down her telling Hannibal off in his kitchen for interfering with Abigail. (see prev url: oftenam) It’s just like Alana being cocky and angry and it’s just perfect.
For Roxy, it’s honestly probably when she’s on the walkie in the middle of the snow cheering for Eggsy? Because it’s one of the first times (if not the first time) we see her being like? A kid? Because she’s young, she’s in her early 20s and we see her being so straight-laced all the time so this moment is like so sweet. A very close second is the fucking grin on her face when Arthur welcomes her to Kingsman because she’s like kind of smug about it and gODDAMN DESERVEDLY SO????
14. What is your ideal AU for your muse?
For Alana, I love a Red Dragon au tbh? That’s like more tied to RD book canon. As much as I think it’s important to write Alana as a trauma survivor, I love writing her in her profiling/bau element and Red Dragon is such a good case for that? And ofc we love a good twin au w/ @monstricidal ;)
For Roxy, it’s always the post tgc stuff. I love having her interact w/ Statesmen and like go on missions and actually getting to let her interact w/ her canon compatriots outside of the canon timeline.
15. What plots/interactions leave you feeling protective of your muse?
For Alana, pretty much any interactions w/ canon characters leave me feeling protective of her because lowkey everyone in the damn show wronged her somehow? And I’ll fight on that.
For Roxy, it doesn’t happen as often because she can definitely take care of herself. A notable exception is a thread I have w/ @pueroimmersi where she and Eggsy are having a massive argument. I feel protective of her in this thread bc even tho she’s like pretty solidly in the wrong, she’s acting out because of her emotional bullshit and it leaves me wanting to coo over her bc I’m an absolute mother hen.
A shoulder met the side of the pavement hard as his very reality suddenly shifted. A rush of colours blurred past accompanied by a sound that always seemed familiar and yet he could never place it. Within mere seconds he had gone from purposefully falling into bed for a brief nap, to hitting a sidewalk with an unpleasant thud. The sudden impact caused him to give a sharp grunt and massive black wings flailed as he hastily pulled himself up into a sitting position. There was a sharp sting of pain that accompanied the motion and he reached up to brush fingers against his shoulder that had met the unfortunate fate of becoming friends with the paved surface. Fingers found a hole torn in his shirt and a bit of blood, but it did not seem to be too bad. At most it was a scrape.
Sighing heavily, he then realised with a rush of nerves that he very well could have been dropped off in front of people and he glanced around to get a sense of his surroundings. It was late at evening, but his eyes were sensitive enough to light to see up and down to either end of the street, Fortunately it looked as though there was no one out at the moment. The sudden appearance of a winged and red eyed being in the middle of the night would not likely be taken well by most humans. He staggered to his curiously clawed feet and furrowed his brow as he noticed faint beams of light coming from behind him. Turning his head, he raised a brow as he read the lettering in the window. Fate had decided to be ironic today it seemed. It had simultaneously triggered a dimensional shift that ruined his shirt and then had dropped him in front of a tailor shop. Too bad it was late. Not to mention the fact that he could not casually walk in anywhere in an alternate existence with his wings apparent.