I think we deserve a scene where Fiona walks in on Micky riding ian covers around his hips and he stops but stays there and hes like "aye aye aye get the fuvk out!" then fiona is like unfazed and says "have you seen my mickey mouse shirt" and ian is like "No what the fuck!" and throws a pillow at the door as she closes it MICKEY RIDING IAN
YES YES YES
mickeys like really into it like ///reaallly// into it, like head thrown back biting his lip clutching at ians arms and ians grabbing for his hips and trying to drive himself up into mickey but he can’t, mickeys fucking himself down onto ian and controlling the pace and everything
and fiona comes in and mickey panics immediately, scrambling for a blanket or something bc oh my god? but fiona is just totally unfazed, asking after her shirt, and ians like “do you fucking mind??” while still clutching at mickeys waist and making these little subconscious thrusts up into him so that mickeys head falls back and he fucking moans before fiona’s fully out of the room and he turns red but shes smirking away as she goes downstairs
MICKEY!! RIDING!! IAN!!
