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Gallus: From now on, we will be using code-names. You will all address me as Eagle-One.

Gallus: Smolder is Been-There-Done-That.

Smolder: (flips Gallus off)

Gallus: Silverstream is Currently-Doing-That.

Silverstream: (high-fives Gallus)

Gallus: Yona is It-Happened-Once-In-A-Dream.

Yona: (nods)

Gallus: Sandbar is If-I-Had-To-Pick-A-Dude.

Sandbar: (winks at Gallus)

Gallus: Ocellus is… Eagle-Two.

Ocellus: Oh, thank god.

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Gallus: (watching Swift Foot through binoculars) I’d-Be-Lying-If-I-Said-I-Hadn’t-Thought-About-It is moving into position.

Gallus: Hey, Swift? Can you call me a good boy? Like, just give me the biggest praise buff of my life.

Swift Foot: (seductively cradling his face) Oh Gallus, you’re such a good boy…

Silverstream: (shoving Gallus aside) Treat me like that!! Holy fuck!!

Swift Foot: (seductively cradling her face) Oh Silverstream, you’re such a good girl…

Silverstream: YES, I AM!! LET’S FUCKING GO!!!!

Gallus: (groans) I got to go to my next therapy sesh today…

Swift Foot: As do I, but there’s no point in putting it off. Let’s just get it done and over with.

Gallus: …

Swift Foot: …

Gallus: … Wanna ditch it and go make out while not talking about our feelings?

Swift Foot: God’s above, yes!

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