#game development jokes

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Games be like “realistic physics” -- then let me carry twelve suits of armor and a horse in my pocket.

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You ever get lost for an hour only to realize the mission marker was behind you the whole time?

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Games say “take your time exploring,” then spawn enemies the second I stop to look at a flower.

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NPCs be like: “It’s been quiet lately.” -- bro, I just ended three wars and your cow is on fire.