#npc logic

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Games be like “realistic physics” -- then let me carry twelve suits of armor and a horse in my pocket.

[sandra0810]

Love it when while climbing a wall the first thing that came into the NPCs mind is “he must be drinking” of course Francesco because when someone is drunk he can totally climb a fucking wall 🙄 ah i love this game so much 😂💖

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You ever get lost for an hour only to realize the mission marker was behind you the whole time?

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Games say “take your time exploring,” then spawn enemies the second I stop to look at a flower.

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NPCs be like: “It’s been quiet lately.” -- bro, I just ended three wars and your cow is on fire.

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Why can my character survive lava but not a knee-high cactus?

[feykrorovaan]

It's always fantastic to me when a low level enemy that's not even named, like "goblin" or "bandit" watches you take out something like a dragon single handedly and think to themselves "Yeah, I could take them out."

[nineinthezigzagoon]

Oh shit that guy has some pretty strong pokemon. Probably wouldnt be a good idea to challenge him to a battle.

NO NPC EVER