Sep 16, 2015
dee gangseys and i narrowly avoided being in the exact same place tomorrow. phew.
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dee gangseys and i narrowly avoided being in the exact same place tomorrow. phew.
[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him. / [text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out / [text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room. / [text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish. / [text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex
[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
FELIPE: I feel like you sent this to the very wrong person and I do not want to know.
[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
FELIPE: Some of us have work to do, you realise this yes?
[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
MATILDA: It’s what you fucking deserve for being an idiot. I don’t feel bad for you.
[ten minutes later]
MATILDA: I’ll be there tomorrow and I’m making sure you don’t eat any jello.
[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
CHELSEA: Marnie.... I know you said you wanted to make some extra money.... but really????
CHELSEA: You could just waitress like the rest of us!!!!
[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex
EMMANUEL: It is school provided. Completely not my fault.
EMMANUEL: Next time, we’ll see how your bed stands up.
domestic meme for farah and tove
Who’s more dominant: probably tove farah is so into her big scary guys which
Who’s the cuddler: farAH not that tove is against cuddles
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: this is so predictable tbh. tove is big farah is small. can u imagine farah wrapping her arms around tove okay headcanon that she literally comes up to his shoulder
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: i feel like farah likes to study or read while toves around and just have sit there. i think thats her favourite thing but im not sure their fave thing as a couple
Who uses all the hot water: farah has a lot of hair but sometimes tove needs to scrub off blood so it depends on the day???
Most trivial thing they fight over:
Who does most of the cleaning: i feel like neither of them like cleaning?? maybe they hire a cleaner because farah refuses to do the dishes or even use the dishwasher. she’ll do laundry though???//
What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: farah obvs
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: either they don’t really care
Who leaves their stuff around: both, farah more
Who remembers to buy the milk: tove. farah gets stuck in her head a lot?
Who remembers anniversaries: both are pretty good at this shit
Who cooks normally: farah cooks pretty simple- stir fries and spagettis and quick things but she usually cooks i thinK idk i feel like tove would be a better cook but wouldn’t always have the time?
How often do they fight: pretty often u know how it is
What do they do when they’re away from each other: angst probably. tove kills people. farah buries herself in school/eventually her job it depends on the reason for being away from each other
Nicknames for each other: farah sometimes calls tove toenail
Who is more likely to pay for dinner: tove. farah has STUDENT LOANS and tove has MOB MONEY
Who steals the covers at night: farah is a blanket hog
What would they get each other for gifts: they have lots of birthdays and christmasses together so it varies? sometimes books. sometimes that new knife tove wanted, complete with cute inscription. sometimes clothes etc.
Who kissed who first: im not sure?? we’ll see where this para goes
Who made the first move: i mean technically they bumped into each other but TOVE PURPOSELY CAUGHT FARAH’S EYE DOES THAT COUNT
Who remembers things: tove usually probably
Who started the relationship: i feel like farah is the one who made sure it was more than one thing? (one night stand, one coffee date? idk) but she also dragged her feet at the whole girlfriend thing because she doesn’t like to feel tied down
Who cusses more: tove but farah can curse as bad as him when she wants too
What would they do if the other one was hurt: farah?? panic, freak out, let the fam handle it. tove??? kill the person who hurt her
Who is the dirty talker: i think farah sometimes makes bad jokes in bed but idk if either of them are the talkative type like farah is just ?? she couldnt do it without laughing unless she was really in the mood and idk if tove is the type?? heLp??
A head canon: i feel like tove is scared of something stupid okay like u know the dark or heights or something ridiculous considering his career and farah thinks hes fucking with her at first and then she teases him and then she comforts him and finally she teases him some more
gangseys replied to your post “was not expecting wolfgangs penis”
i'm cackling omf
im not complaining tho lets be honest
📱 for anyone
What ringtone my muse has set for yours: one of her songs probably
What contact photo my muse has set for yours: (from some acoustic performance that kinda made him fall in love with her)
What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: too many emojis probably because headcanon that agatha has to text a lot of people professionally so with him she unleashes her inner child
How quickly my muse responds to your texts: either in two seconds or in ten hours there is no inbetween
How often our muses text: a lot. too much. they should probably stop. it’s unhealthy. agatha stop texting him during mettings. it’s highly unprofessional.
How often our muses call: they prefer texting so most of their rare phone calls are at 3am spilling
Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: not really unless they have fought in which case they are both stubborn idiots that don’t talk for a week
Last text sent from my muse to yours: “what would happen if i had hypothetically broken one of your guitar strings. hypothetically. pls don’t kill me.”
gangseys
porn blogs keep liking us being stupid twats to each other
wtf
gangseys replied to your photo “ONE OF THE REASONS I LOVE TRADING HEAD CANONS WITH gangseys”
good lording fuck what even are we
no matter how long i look at it it just gets funnier
ALSO ABOUT YOUR COMMENT I MET BOO WHEN SHE WAS FOURTEEN AND WE WERE ALL SUCH BABIES an im nearly an actual adult now jfc scared
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