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@gankteemo replied to your post “I got invited to the Overwatch beta. Only I was 100% sure the beta ran...”

why can't you buy the game?

Late but short answer: I can’t afford it, haha.

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dang character limits. Whether all these races having boobs makes sense depends on whether it fits into their reproductive system. If it does, then the issue is merely one of creativity. It would definitely be interesting to see a humanoid character with a completely different design. The way evolution works, breasts should only be there if they actually serve a purpose.

human beings are the only species on this planet with pronounced breasts. (almost) every other mammal have teats but we’re the only ones with bulbous boobs (I say almost because platypuses don’t have nipples; they sweat their milk). the closest competitor is arguably like...the cow, and even then it’s only dairy cows that have been bred for that purpose since wild cows don’t have that huge ass udder, and a few of our ape brethren but even then they aren’t that large when compared to the average human femaleand the only reason why we have such big tiddies is because we lost our fur. ape babies grab on to the mother’s chest hair when suckling. the loss of thick body hair allowed us to better ventilate ourselves and decrease our chances of lice and fleas and stuff from making a home on our bodies, but it means that we have to carry our young with at least one arm when nursing. the size of human breasts gives the baby something to hold on to when suckling and can double as a marker for sexual maturity, but the foremost point of the breast tissue itself was basically something for babies to hold on to.also, breasts are not a requirement for the nurturing of young. if the animal has to secret milk, nipples are a sufficient tool. plus, when it comes to aliens you need to get creative. there are a myriad of ways a planet’s inhabitants can nurture their young beyond tiddy juice. even within our own planet. birds feed their kids by essentially feeding them their vomit, for example. koala babies literally eat their mother’s ass to acquire nutrients when they’re old enough to poke out of the pouch because eucalyptus leaves are too poisonous for them at that age so they live off of the nutrients their mother’s colon didn’t absorb.the possibilities of evolution are so diverse, especially when given a blank slate situation with aliens and to see that potential wasted is....disappointing I could go into this more but I’d be giving a 3 hour evolutionary biology lecture and I want to go do other things lol (like finish my last math hw of the semester)

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startledthewitch replied to your post: anonymous asked:I need some advic...

If you reject ‘perfect guy’ your friend with benefits might well change his mind. I’d say you’re better off pursuing the one who wants to commit to you instead of the one that is only willing to commit after you’ve found someone else.

Yes! this puts a bit more clearly what I was trying to get at, hope the anon sees this

#startledthewitch #thanks for the input!#gankteemo #you too your answer was on the same vein