"Where have you been you happy drunk...?"
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"Where have you been you happy drunk...?"
5 and 15
5. Who gets more romantic attention?
In terms of sex, that's Zhuo; my significant other isn't very into it. In terms of admirers and fluff, I think I might actually beat him~
15. Who is the biggest liar?
I've already answered this, but to sum up: Zhuo keeps secrets, but I'm not afraid to lie myself out of a situation.
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"Hello~? ...Wha? Wait who is thsis? Canning? Why arrre you calling me about cannning? ... OHHH GAN NING. HAHAHAHA, WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE I THOUGHT YOU SAID CANNING. Oh ym god you should come out tonight...no i'm not going over there that's lame he throws baaaaad parties.... no. No man comeonnnnnn come out hereeeee... ugh fine. i'll be ofer in 30ishhhhh minutes."
♔ ✘
♔ for an angry text
Deliver To: That Obnoxious Pirate
Message: Why don’t you mind your own business? I hardly need nor want advice from someone like you, so why don’t you crawl back into the mud where you belong?
[Delivered 10.12.2013, 4:46 pm]
✘ for a text that should never have been sent
Deliver To: That Obnoxious Pirate
Message: You are complete and absolute garbage. I can’t understand why a man such as my father would deign to spend any time with someone as disgusting and filthy as you are. I don’t care what the circumstances are, get rid of my number and never, ever contact me again. I’m through wasting my breath on trash like you.
[Delivered 10.12.2013, 7:24 pm]