gap yah voice: yah yah Tarquin you won't beLIEVE what happened to me. So I was interviewing for this job in academiyah... yah, yah, academiyah, like, BANTAH, right? And the guy was like, just staring at me the entiyah time and I got all paranoid that he thought I was high, which was like, so random, because I hadn't even been out on the lash the night before... yah yah, like that time in Barcelonah, yah best night of my life, hahah. And he asked me what I was scared of, and I didn't know what to say so I said spiders, right, and then I had this really intense, like, full-on sensory experience that there was this spider crawling up my face, its fangs hovering over my eyes, and I had this real sense, you know, of genuine terror and insignificance in the face of unimaginable horrors, like, lurking out there beyond our perception. And then I just CHUNDERED EVERYWHAH
